Headlines
- Desolate Carnage reaches 500,000 poops gloriously by Duped.
- The toilet containing 500k was added to the stupid subforum along with two others, made by StQ and xstakemx.
- ppkpkppk still unwilling to make a scandal sheet, hedonism volunteers in hopes of finally having a purpose.

Events
- Victims of the great lotto scam '09 try are still recovering. FPs building up slowly.
- Dale visits dc.net shortly to describe his adventures with jager bombs.
- Smocked poops a fucking archive of content. It was magical, and we are awaiting another.
- G Pie submits dc.net to big-boards.com.
- bubbachunk travels southwestern USA.
- Chins gives us a close-up of his genitals, which comes full circle from the picture of his ass in girls jeans.
- has a conversation with a dude in San Fran, then goes back to playing WoW.
- Morbid. stops by out of the blue for no real reason. Makes a few +1s and goes back to wherever he came from.
- Steeks spreads around mybrute faggotry, which turned out to be very short-lived.
- Sgull starts playing Runescape, whatever the fuck that is.
- longbobdaveboblong is a bad driver.
- Animage would still rather make an enemy than a friend.
- MoS. gets his drivers license back. Meni gZ. Too bad you can't drive whilst playing WoW.

Og;dc
- Many best friend faggots come back from qti and think that we care. Spent a day or two trying to make a name for themselves then left again.

Assclown of the Week
SGTCannon, when you try too hard to troll you end up looking like a fool.

first

and failure of the proper edition

whatever

thats the spirit, starting off on the right foot imo

not caring about shit is the new black

so by that token pretending to not care is the new wigger?

lol

vn1, looks like we got ourselves new scandalshiter

i scandalshit my pan­ties

n1

never saw the adam toilet, what to say

Something more creative than k

charlie should have had a condom in a pic

didnt get a chance
dont keep em stocked at work

also n1 sheet

should hang one on the wall by your desk with a on it

charlie could make millions designing condoms that have the logo right on the tip

as you unroll

nice work

vn1

after reading, must admit its better than anything i would have come up with

super gz;s

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

you were not present on dc.net during said period

am i one of the qti dudes

not gonna lie, its a damn good scandal sheet.

Edited cuz stupid

This post has been edited by Animage on Tue - Apr 7 2009 - 19:34:11

yeah what this asshat said

wow i thought tek did it because i didnt look at who made the poop

vn!!

Where at in sw us did bubbachunk go, that is my neck of the woods?

az

i think

This post has been edited by cardoors32 on Tue - Apr 7 2009 - 20:54:53

phoenix is the only good thing about arizona

Again, I apologize for mybrute

and the iced tea

"If we're gonna send him somewhere, it's gotta be the most horrible, most miserable place on Earth"

"Scottsdale!"

brb piss

lol

I am in Tucson, its pretty cool here IMO

why is this not stickied yet?

pooping in a sticky

second poop in a sticky

3rd poop, but 2nd of which was made after it was made a sticky.

the only negative about making one regularly (every week) is that there is going to be considerably less to report on, consequently lowering the size/quality

what you guys would prefer

in about 5 days, you're going to be getting "Bump for new Scandal Sheet" poops

monthly maybe.