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#532528 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:01:27
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Golfed a 52 on my first outting this year.

9 holes, and 2 pars.

Guess that tells you how the rest went.
 
#532533 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:03:10
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#532534 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:03:58
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Golf is fag hockey
 
#532536 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:06:14
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sounds like my average outing
 
#532538 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:07:20
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Golf is fag hockey


its an upper class thing m8, sorry.
 
#532539 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:07:43
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golf aint for the bottom dogs
 
#532541 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:08:23
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Quote (Animage @ Apr 23 2009 - 11:07:43)
golf aint for the bottom dogs
true

 
#532542 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:08:30
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I don't trust anything you say anymore, you don't even drink
 
#532543 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:08:49
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I don't trust anything you say anymore, you don't even drink


low blow. however, true.
 
#532545 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:09:26
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#532546 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:10:14
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#532550 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:11:10
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are you a good sgullfer
 
#532552 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:11:22
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:donno: I tried golfing once

The idea of getting :drtunk: and driving a cart was exciting but I was asked to leave and never come back.

I think they got upset when I realized trees were in my way and started getting my gear out to take care of them.
 
#532553 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:11:34
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Quote (Animage @ Apr 23 2009 - 13:07:43)
golf aint for the bottom dogs


looks like youre the bottom dog of sgullf
 
#532554 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:11:53
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Quote (xstakemx @ Apr 23 2009 - 13:11:22)
:donno: I tried golfing once

The idea of getting :drtunk: and driving a cart was exciting but I was asked to leave and never come back.

I think they got upset when I realized trees were in my way and started getting my gear out to take care of them.


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#532562 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:15:09
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glolf is very fun adam. gotta leave the beast mentality at home though.

be one with the ball
 
#532566 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:17:47
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glolf is very fun adam.  gotta leave the beast mentality at home though.

be one with the ball
adam is quite pussy whipped

 
#532567 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:18:00
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glolf is very fun adam.  gotta leave the beast mentality at home though.

be one with the ball


I have two balls that I am very very one with.
I have a tendency to dislike passive-aggressive games. I guess I'm not classy enough.
 
#532571 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:18:57
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be the ball
 
#532572 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:08
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#532574 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:10
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glolf is very fun adam.  gotta leave the beast mentality at home though.

be one with the ball
adam is quite pussy whipped


Lol :k:
 
#532576 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:27
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#532577 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:37
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#532579 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:40
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danananananananana
shannanannanannannanan

fafafafafafafafafafafaffafafafa

nanannanannaanna

 
#532580 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:51
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be the ball


It's all in the hips?
 
#532581 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:19:58
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I am playing my first tourney of the year next wednesday.

Too bad I havent swung a club since around october...should be interesting
 
#532582 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:20:16
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id rather chop down a tree
 
#532587 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:20:55
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the hole is the balls natural environment, just send him back home
 
#532588 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:20:55
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What's your problem ball? Don't you like your home?
The cup is your home; BALL!!!!
 
#532589 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:21:02
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Quote (xstakemx @ Apr 23 2009 - 10:03:58)
Golf is fag hockey


this statement makes me want to use the ignore feature on all your poops
 
#532591 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:21:37
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DONT YOU WANNA GO HOME, THATS YOUR HOME!!
 
#532592 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:21:55
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes
 
#532595 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:22:14
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Quote (hedonism @ Apr 23 2009 - 13:20:16)
id rather chop down a tree


It's labor intensive, you got what it takes?
 
#532597 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:22:46
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id rather chop down a tree


It's labor intensive, you got what it takes?


ive been thugged out since cub scouts
 
#532600 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:23:47
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


we will take the wife
she probably likes sports, and other cool things
 
#532606 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:26:44
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


we will take the wife
she probably likes sports, and other cool things
i'd take her if you know what i mean

 
#532608 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:27:18
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
 
#532610 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:28:38
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golf is just an excuse to get drunk and smoke cigars with your buddies whilst getting away from the women
 
#532612 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:29:00
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife

 
#532613 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:29:11
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


we will take the wife
she probably likes sports, and other cool things


your accuracy is at times scary... She drags my ass out every year to watch the philloles.
 
#532614 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:29:20
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this wont increase my ability to m8
 
#532615 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:29:47
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


we will take the wife
she probably likes sports, and other cool things


your accuracy is at times scary... She drags my ass out every year to watch the philloles.


i went to a phillies game once with my grandfather who lives in NJ

drive wasnt so bad
 
#532617 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:30:46
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife


All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin
 
#532620 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:32:25
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife


All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin


i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest
 
#532622 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:34:11
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golf is just an excuse to get drunk and smoke cigars with your buddies whilst getting away from the women


that might be why I don't care for it... I have a garage for that purpose. Dan will see what I mean tomorrow
 
#532623 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:34:32
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TAKE MY WIFE......PLEASE!!!!


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#532624 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:35:12
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lol
 
#532625 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:36:14
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fine adam, when we have a DC field trip and all meet up, we are going to go play golf and leave you home with your misses to do the dishes


If a DC meet takes place on a golf course, I put swamp tires on my dodge and turn the green into a rutted mess.
while youre doing that, im going to put my swamp tires on and ruin your wife


All 110 pounds of her would probably wreck you. She isn't called the beast for nothin


i think what adam is trying to say here is he needs help keeping her occupied so he can get some rest


I have 2 rules: don't get her pregnant. And no STD's

If you fuck with my supply of bacon I'll kill you
 
#532627 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:38:45
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this wont increase my ability to m8
 
#532629 | Thu - Apr 23 2009 - 12:39:13
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this wont increase my ability to m8
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