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Swine Flu Is A Government Conspiracy
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#533865 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:25:39
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I dare not poop this on JSP I know the watchdogs would see but...

If you get bitten you know what you have to do to save your loved ones.

It's not what they say on CNN... it's actually a zombie apocalypse.



Edit: I'm typing this up from my room. My family made a trip to get canned goods and plywood. I've nailed all windows and doors shut.

Now we wait. Just a few minutes ago I heard clawing at our front door. I hope the barricade holds for the night...

This post has been edited by NeoDaReaper on Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:28:06
 
#533866 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:31:24
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go outside
 
#533867 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:31:50
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went outside for like an hour today and got extremely sunburned
 
#533868 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:32:15
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Quote (randomtask @ Apr 26 2009 - 04:31:24)
go outside


What a jokester.
 
#533871 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:35:44
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Our basement door has been locked since we moved in here. I just got done breaking the door down, I found a shotgun and some ammunition along with a radio.
 
#533872 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 04:37:31
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Quote (randomtask @ Apr 26 2009 - 12:31:24)
go outside


 
#533906 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 10:47:34
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Quote (randomtask @ Apr 26 2009 - 05:31:50)
went outside for like an hour today and got extremely sunburned


Sounds like you and neo are related
 
#533908 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 11:07:25
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i dont wash my hands or clean my house very often

if i get it it will likely not matter
 
#534014 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 12:02:30
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i forgot the reason why i didn't like you and now i am reminded... i hate you
 
#534022 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 12:56:49
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Moving to madagascar before swinefluenza kills us all
 
#534025 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 12:59:39
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Quote (smoked @ Apr 26 2009 - 18:56:49)
Moving to madagascar before swinefluenza kills us all


there you will die in civil war that is about to start there :euh:
 
#534028 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 13:21:30
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Quote (Vogan @ Apr 26 2009 - 12:59:39)
Quote (smoked @ Apr 26 2009 - 18:56:49)
Moving to madagascar before swinefluenza kills us all


there you will die in civil war that is about to start there :euh:


you and your god damn euro politics.

dont even point out that its off the coast of s/e africa, god damn it.
 
#534030 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 13:25:16
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NOT SWINE FLU
 
#534049 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 15:53:35
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so now is not a good time to fuck pigs?
 
#534053 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 16:05:59
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in during epidemic

in b4 pandemic
 
#534064 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 16:42:23
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#534065 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 16:42:28
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#534068 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 16:56:57
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Quote (blind_chief @ Apr 26 2009 - 21:53:35)
so now is not a good time to fuck pigs?


looks more like we were fucked by the pigs, amiright
 
#534130 | Sun - Apr 26 2009 - 19:48:48
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neo is gay
 
#534203 | Mon - Apr 27 2009 - 06:14:12
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zombie ofc

BTW CNN got hacked LOL
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