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Recent Conversation With A Telemarketer
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#537883 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 12:58:12
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him: hello, is xxx there?
me: he is no longer alive.
him: well, is there a better number i could reach him at?
me: well, no. he is dead so any number you call he wont answer.
him: geeze, i dont know what to say. i will try back later.
 
#537885 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 12:58:47
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cake
 
#537887 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:00:21
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simpsons did it
 
#537889 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:07:20
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Quote (smoked @ May 5 2009 - 11:00:21)
simpsons did it


no, this is the conversation i just had maybe 20 minutes ago
 
#537890 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:09:14
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Quote (blind_chief @ May 5 2009 - 14:07:20)
Quote (smoked @ May 5 2009 - 11:00:21)
simpsons did it


no, this is the conversation i just had maybe 20 minutes ago


sounds familiar
 
#537891 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:12:40
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Quote (smoked @ May 5 2009 - 13:09:14)
Quote (blind_chief @ May 5 2009 - 14:07:20)
Quote (smoked @ May 5 2009 - 11:00:21)
simpsons did it


no, this is the conversation i just had maybe 20 minutes ago


sounds familiar


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jZy4ZFgS8o

6 seconds long i shit my pan­ts and watch
 
#537899 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:21:14
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lol
 
#537900 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:21:31
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all things aside, this was a real telemarketer who could not comprehend that a person is dead
 
#537901 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:22:04
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Quote (blind_chief @ May 5 2009 - 13:21:31)
all things aside, this was a real telemarketer who could not comprehend that a person is dead


probeley thought u were lying to him
 
#537905 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 13:40:22
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I really wish that I could have recorded some conversation I've had with these folks in the past. I am starting to calm down a bit but the last really memorable one I had was on a Sunday morning and I was still semi drunk from the night before. Contrary to popular belief if you act like a real fucking dick, they will hang up on ya.
 
#537936 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 15:27:13
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why do you even bother to talk with them?
i always hang up, after saying something rude
 
#537980 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 16:00:42
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Quote (blind_chief @ May 5 2009 - 13:21:31)
all things aside, this was a real telemarketer who could not comprehend that a person is dead


was prolbay a sand nigger or a dune coon. poss a curry monster too
 
#537983 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 16:02:17
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recent conversation with a :joe: lemarketer
 
#538014 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 16:41:22
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x:sorry, this person commited suicide using the phone cord you sold us the other day
y: i'll try back later, thx
 
#538019 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 16:50:13
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Next time ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back at your convienience
 
#538027 | Tue - May 5 2009 - 17:00:23
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Quote (cardoors32 @ May 5 2009 - 15:50:13)
Next time ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back at your convienience
my dad used to ask telemarketers for their home phone # so he could call them during dinner or midnight snack

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