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#539152 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 04:48:37
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#539159 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 06:02:25
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Well I see a jar of creamy fresh roasted peanut taste, but it probably is just peanut butter. The Jif could also be a yiff so it would create a new aspect for the whole image.
And I killed you on mybrute some days ago btw, eat that.
 
#539166 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 06:43:06
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its peanut butta jelly time
 
#539169 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 06:49:22
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Jiff is the new duct tape. Meaning it's a wonderful product but has a million other uses, most of which are best enjoyed even though they were not the manufactor's intension.

For example: when applied to the roof of your mouth, curse hiccups. When applied to the roof of a nagging female, it shuts them up. When applied to your genitals, it makes the dogs of the neighborhood love you..... That's what this is about isn't it mac? You got a dog.
 
#539172 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 07:14:02
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i think you may have stumbled upon my idea which should be rolling out anytime now, so i may as well let you guys know now...
for years i have been working closely with the makers of JIF peanut butter to create an at home on demand peanut butter distribution system. In the coming months, expect to see heavy construction of JIF factories worldwide - this is just phase 1 of course. Next we'll be beginning the "ground work" on an underground pipe system which connects directly to each and every home that has running water. Then begins the fun... You can contact your local JIF distribution center to have one of our technicians install a 3rd handle to your faucet - HOT - COLD - JIF. I call my grand design "The JIFernet"
We're still debating if we'll be offering chunky, extra chunky, low fat, etc varieties, but be assured, i will keep you updated
 
#539179 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 09:10:34
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That its not actually peanut butter since its peanut taste?

Due to the problems they had with salmonella or ecoli or w/e it was they found in that one plant?
 
#539181 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 09:20:58
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scratch and sniff
 
#539232 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 12:53:39
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It's much simpler than you're all assuming.

I think Gary will get this honestly.
 
#539233 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 12:54:43
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whats going on here is we have a picture of some pb
 
#539236 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 12:56:55
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Quote (Duped @ May 8 2009 - 13:53:39)
It's much simpler than you're all assuming.

I think Gary will get this honestly.


Listen, it's alright you don't need to forward me the fps for being right about the dog purchasing... We are square
 
#539237 | Fri - May 8 2009 - 12:57:19
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Quote (xstakemx @ May 8 2009 - 13:56:55)
Quote (Duped @ May 8 2009 - 13:53:39)
It's much simpler than you're all assuming.

I think Gary will get this honestly.


Listen, it's alright you don't need to forward me the fps for being right about the dog purchasing... We are square


Like a box
 
#540914 | Tue - May 12 2009 - 15:24:49
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whats the answer?????????!
 
#540915 | Tue - May 12 2009 - 15:31:07
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thats a short and fat pb jar
 
#540917 | Tue - May 12 2009 - 15:32:00
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you are making a pb an j sandwich
 
#540950 | Tue - May 12 2009 - 17:08:25
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I'm not a playa I just crush a lot.
 
#540977 | Tue - May 12 2009 - 19:47:51
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Quote (Sgull @ May 12 2009 - 17:08:25)
I'm not a playa I just crush a lot.


*I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot
 
#541026 | Tue - May 12 2009 - 22:25:20
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You're trolling.
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