Seriously now, like in a fight or something.

Only been in 2 fights and those were LOL middle school.

Where I come from we fight with hands, not guns, knives or other weapons. And when the loser gets their ass handed to them, it usually ends with the purchasing of a beer for the other person.

My life is relatively mellow now, been about 3 months since anything of the sort last happened.

three punches in 7th grade

i won

About a trigger pull away at work once.

beat some kids up with a bat, never really tried to kill anyone though

How'd that happen?

I work armed security, figure it out

Black guy asked you for directions?

fighting is for pussies and russell crowe

LOL

lol

I've killed thousands of my own potential children.

same

that is actually considered a successful assassination.

anally raped a bitch
she almost bled to death

I wake up in the morning and cough, thousands die in China from earthquakes.

I had a dream that I was a child serial killer, then police caught on to me so I committed suicide.

I didn't do any queer rapist shit to them though.

That you want to share, that is.

irl wow doenst count

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpoop
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

Ok meth and rae.

does army storys counts?

Let me give you a piece of my mind

You will find that I flip like Jeckel and Hyde

On a suicide track that I ride in fact

I walk the black lines of the dead bodies


Talk lines when I walk lines
Thinkin of excuses

Mental abuses

Told you last year you should've murdered me
How you gonna kill a dead man


So you never heard of me

I feel no pain, you can't hurt me

If you squirt me


Till the tick tock
With the hammer cock

On the glock

Infa-Red play connect the dots

With blood clocks
Blood stains


Here I go once again

On the flat line

That line is my maggot brain

(Chorus)

I got the funk-a-del-lic locked in my maggot brain

(Background talking)

I got the funk-a-del-lic locked in my maggot brain


(Background talking)
Some think I'm crazy

I have seen all type of doctors

All type of coppers

In helicopters

Thinkin, thinkin bout drinkin me some liquor

Drop me some acid make my buzz come quicker

I don't give a fuck about Mr. Dennis Archer

Cause from day one I was down with Commie Youngin

Larry Nethers and Walter Buttsa

Hope you in prison suckin on nuts

No justice no peace

That's why I pack my a piece to protect me from the police

Cause they wanna kill a nigga


But still a nigga moves away a ton
Motherfucker come and get some


But if you come you came
To the terrordome

Where there's only steal-plated chrome in my maggot brain

(Chorus X2)

Come down rude boy

Let me bust you with an automatic

Synthetic plastic toy

When holy


I'm out my mind so much
I need a brand new head

I'm good as dead boy cause I'm almost dead

When I kick it, I like my shit


With the insane in the brain poetry
What, Wicket

You know me

I'm that nigga killed the bees back in '93

Voices in my head always try to kill me

Now you wanna tell me you know how I'm feelin'

Good god, you be illin' cause I'm rootin for the villain

Plain and simple, simple and plain
You know my name


I got a migraine, in my maggot brain

(Chorus 2X)

I got that funk-a-del-lic X14

I got that funk-a-del-lic locked in my maggot brain

Yes they do

well, i'll make it short
i was guarding cp-gate (control point) where in your rifle magazine first 3 bullets should be blanks and i loaded only first one blank
well, after one false alarm i fired that first blank shot, guess my reaction when i discovered that with next shot i could kill inspecting officer
oops...

Shoot

Was Beating the fuck out of a kid for something errogant, didn't think much about it till he passed out, then i stopped.

Seems to be the most common.

this close

IS THAT SETH (MADLIB)?

yes

you are such a bad ass

Curfew.

no

Where the hell have you been?

i found my answer ancidently to the question in the other toilet

lawl dustin

not playing d2, that is for sure.

no one should be playing d2 anymore

No shit.

this wont increase my ability to m8

this wont increase my ability to m8

this wont increase my ability to m8

obligatory salutations

this wont increase my ability to m8

obligatory salutations

obligatory salutations