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LMAO at johns korea one

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You: make it good
Stranger: VAGINAL DISCHARGE
You: youre about to say asl arent you
You: oh shit
Stranger: Gotcha
You: i know you cant see but i am clapping
You: well played
Stranger: Thank you, thank you.
Stranger: Well sir, goodbye.
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You: HI I AM KOREA
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You: hey
You: can you help me
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: With wat
You: this thing has been staring at me all night long
Stranger: Wat
You: its about 3 inches high
You: 6 inches wide
You: king of looks like money
You: its got these big googly eyes
Stranger: Sounds like a dog
You: dont think so
You: thats pretty small for an animal
Stranger: Way is it then
Stranger: Go look a it
You: ohhhhh
You: its the money i could be saving by switching to geico
Stranger: Ahhhhh u got me
Stranger: Wats ur asl
You: about $40,000 currently in your backyard
You: IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE
Stranger: ?
You: SOMEBODIES WATCHING ME
Stranger: Are u a female
You: no
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Stranger: Hey
You: HEY GIRL HEY
Stranger: Whhhhats up?
You: My e-Peen
Stranger: Whys that?
You: Because I just dominated Flame Leviathan with 6 people
Stranger: What the I dont even @_@
Stranger: WoW, maybe?
You: BAMBOOZLE SMASHED THAT SHIT
You: That's right
Stranger: Awwww shit.
Stranger: You da MAN
You: RAWR
Stranger: Can I touch it =o?
You: Only if you dress up in a clown costume and wear latex
You: Are you an Orc?
Stranger: Nahhh, when I played, I was a tauren
You: So you're gay
Stranger: D;?
You: Probably a Druidfag too
You: I hate those fuckers
You: FOR THE ALLIANCE
Stranger: Awww D;
Stranger: My boyfriend was Alliance X3
You: Just kidding
Stranger: I picked a tauren to mess with him
You: Allies are faggots
Stranger: He was pretty lame
You: Do you like Tank 'n Spank?
You:
Stranger: I only play'd for a month
Stranger: I do not understand your awesome lingo
You: Getting laid or WoW?
Stranger: I am confused D=
Stranger: Explain please XD?
You: DUMB BOX

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Stranger: i'm 15 and i think i could be pregnant
You: boxxy is not a troll
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Stranger: Hi
You: euh
Stranger: ASL?
You: american sign language?
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You: hello darkness my old friend
Stranger: ah
You: ive come to talk with you again
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so hows i hanging
You: because a vision softly creeping
Stranger: falling out of your pans
Stranger: ts
You: left its seeds when i was sleeping
Stranger: shut the f*^$ UP
You: and the vision
You: that was planted in my brain
You: still remains
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Stranger: gerald?
You: no
Stranger: good
Stranger: Hi
You: i hate that fucker too
Stranger: tell me about it
Stranger: hes so geraldish its repulksive
Stranger: and he stole my penis
You: did you see what he did the other day
You: oh shit that was yours
Stranger: to that gorilla on stilts?
You: he tried to sell it to me
Stranger: yes, i was the gorila
Stranger: did you but it?>
Stranger: I need that back
You: no
You: thats gross
Stranger: for grandma
Stranger: she misses it
Stranger: thats what I call my mothers mother
You: i would too
Stranger: and her mother a call great grandma, but she wasnt even alexander the great or anything
Stranger: anyways...
You: the gr8
Stranger: ASL
You: ASL
Stranger: me too
You:
Stranger: 20 m florida
You: same
Stranger: we must be the same person
Stranger: sht im talking to myself
You: i stole your penis
Stranger: am I crazy?
Stranger: or a schizo?
Stranger: GERALD
You: LOL
Stranger: GET BACK HERE
Stranger: I NEED IT BACK< GERALD
You: IM GOING TO EAT IT
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Stranger: horny?
You: hmm
Stranger: asl?
You: i like to making fuck
Stranger: kk
Stranger: asl?
You: BERSERKER
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: haha
Stranger: glad to meet u
Stranger:
You: the stranger
You: sit on your hand for a while
Stranger: oh
Stranger: of course
You: its the best, no lie
Stranger: for what reason?
You: hes a real nowhere man
Stranger: hm,,
Stranger: i cant understand
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Stranger: where you from
You: something in the way you move
You: attracts me like no other lover
Stranger: SO
Stranger: \?
You: something in the way you smile
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You: do you know joe
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Stranger: marco
Stranger:
You: joe
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: >.>
You: 5 foot 4 and a douchebag
Stranger: I need to clean my douche
Stranger: o:
Stranger: Wanna help?
You: ok
You: how do i do that
Stranger: Bend over.
You: uh oh
You: i see where this is going
Stranger: Nu uh.
Stranger: It's going to..
Stranger: Funky Town
You: na na na na na
Stranger: Won't you take me to.
Stranger: FUnky town?
You: yes i will
Stranger: Oh yay.
Stranger: Can we look in all the pretty shops?
You: NA NA NA NA NA
You: NA NA NA NA NA
Stranger: HEY HEY HEY
Stranger: GOODBYYE
Stranger:
You: I SAY HELLO
You: YOU SAY GOODBYE
Stranger: NA NA NA NA
Stranger: NA NA NA NA
Stranger: XD
You: YOU SAY YES
You: I SAY NO
Stranger: I SAY NO
Stranger:
You: WHOA NO
You: HELLO HELLO
Stranger: You say goodbye I say hello
Stranger: Hello hello
Stranger:
You: I SAY HIGH, YOU SAY LOW
You: YOU SAY WHY
You: I SAY I DONT KNOW
Stranger: Heyyy eyyy yah
Stranger: Woohooo
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Stranger: ciao:) how r u?i m toni/25/italy.u?
You: HOLA
You: I AM WELL
You: I am Jessica / 23 / US
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: Pleasure to meet you Toni.
Stranger: i m great
Stranger: r u student?
You: Yes
You: Are you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: what u study?
You: Medicine
You: You?
Stranger: chemistry
Stranger: will be a doc?
You: I started with Biology
Stranger:
You: I hope not!
Stranger: why?
You: Maybe an assistant of some sort.
Stranger: what u want_
Stranger: ok
Stranger: which part of us?
You: California
Stranger: la?
Stranger:
You: No
You: San Francisco
Stranger: have u a red bridge?
Stranger: in your city?
You: Yes
You: A very famouse bridge
You: The Golden Gate bridge
Stranger:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know there
Stranger: have u ever been in italy?
You: No
You: I would like to go some time
You: It's very romantic
Stranger: u can visit me
Stranger: have u bf?
You: No I do not. I don't have much luck with guys.
You: I think they are afraid of me.
Stranger: :S
Stranger: why?
You: My professors hit on me, but guys my age are too scared.
You: I think because they think I am out of their league.
Stranger: age?
Stranger: r u 23?
You: 23
Stranger: what s proglem?
You: You already forgot...
Stranger: problem?
Stranger:
Stranger: nevermind honey
Stranger: come to here
Stranger: we like 23 years old womans
You: They aren't real men.
Stranger: r u a naughty girl?
Stranger: or shy?
You: I am in between.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have u got msn?
You: No, but I have a picture if you would like to see.
Stranger: of course
You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/im.../5/5d/Hello.jpg
Stranger: so hot
Stranger:
You: LOL
You: Faggot
Stranger: m i faggot? or u r faggot?
You: You are the faggot Toni.
Stranger: hahaha
You: Top Dog out.
Stranger: u r a loser dude
Stranger: why u wanna treat like a girl?
Stranger: r u gay?
You: imahugefaggot
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Stranger: POOOOOT??
You: MOOT
Stranger: SCOOT
You: BOOT
Stranger: TOOT
You: YOU ARE CUTE
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: what if
Stranger: like
Stranger: i were this big fatty mc fatpants?
You: do you eat at mcdonalds
Stranger: nope
You: i just want to squeeze you up
Stranger: is you a boy? :3
You:
Stranger: :/
You:
Stranger: are you a boyyyyyy?
Stranger:
You: me so horny
Stranger: but
Stranger: ..
Stranger: are
Stranger: you
Stranger: a
Stranger: boy?
You: ME
You: SO
You: HOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNNNNNAY
Stranger: SO YOU MUST BE A BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: ya
You: im hard
Stranger: :3
Stranger:
Stranger: thinkin about my poots?
You: thinkin about moot
Stranger: im a cutie little asian, NOT YOUR SEX SLAVE
Stranger: I DONT APPRECIATE THIS
Stranger: >:|
You: monica?
Stranger: no?
You: damn
Stranger: what kind of asian is named monica??
You: can you fly to oregon
Stranger: why?
You: i need you to meet joe
Stranger: is joe your "what what in the butt?"
Stranger:
You: he gets up in the morning
You: goes to work and comes home about 5
Stranger: <33
You: same train every time
Stranger: poot =[
You: hes oh so good
You: hes oh so fine
Stranger: i thought you were going to be all nice
Stranger: and stuff
Stranger: when you called me cute
You: hes oh so healthy
Stranger: now you're lame =[
You: in his body and his mind
You: oh man
You: thats hurtin my feelings
Stranger: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
You: joe would treat you well
Stranger: I DONT WANT JOE
Stranger: I WANT YOU
Stranger: IN MY POOTER
You:
Stranger: :3
You: he adores the girl next door
You: hes just dyin to get at her
Stranger: =[[
You: hes a well respected man
Stranger: but
Stranger: I WANT YOU
You: can we go to the country side
You: i love living
You: childhood living is so easy
Stranger: =[
Stranger: im leaving
Stranger: since you dont want me
You: the things you wanted
You: i bought them for you
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Stranger: hi
You: i really want to see you
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: i really wanna be with you
Stranger: good, im so hard
You: i really want to go with you
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Stranger: i've been baad
You: me tooo
You: tell me about it
Stranger: i need some spanking
You: are you of asian decent
Stranger: noo
Stranger: r u
You: no
Stranger: ook
Stranger: female?
You: if i can spank yoju
You: i can be
Stranger: r u lesbian
You: can joe come too
Stranger: to spank me?
You: oh hell yeah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i want guys tho
You: joe is enough man for the both of us
Stranger: hmm...but wut if ur boobs r better than mine
Stranger: hes gonna go more to u
You: good point
Stranger: so now what
Stranger: we'r stuck
You: i really want to see you
Stranger: why
You: i really want to be with you
Stranger: im not naked
You: i really want to hold you
Stranger: go on
You: i really want to meet you
Stranger: why
You: i really want to know you
Stranger: why
You: i really want to go with you
Stranger: why
You: HALLELUJAH
Stranger: why
You: HALLELUJAH
Stranger: why
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: m f
You: soj
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Stranger: 24 m us
You: joe?
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You: i want to make love in the morning
Stranger: same
You: i want to lay you down by the fiar
Stranger: ok..
You: i wanna make love to ya woman
Stranger: lets do ito n here
You: how do we do that
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Stranger: привет
You: simpsons did it
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going for 20k?

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This post has been edited by hedonism on Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 09:12:56