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#561472 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:33:51
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From Timmy Tucker to ***********@**********.org
RE: Swingset Assembly

Hey,

I saw you are looking for someone to assemble your wooden swing set. First off, I must say that a swing set is a horrible toy for a child. I had a swing set as a kid, and broke three of my ribs and tore my ACL on it. My career in little league soccer was ruined. I recommend that you get your child a sandbox. I have an old sandbox that I am not using, and would be willing to sell to you for $300. It is an awesome sandbox. It is shaped like a turtle, and the lid is part of the turtle too. It comes with beautiful sand filled from a beach on Coney Island, NY. Let me know if you are interested.

Tim

From John ******** to Me

i dont want your sandbox. i already bought the swingset for my kid and am sticking with that. its your own damn fault you got hurt on your swingset

From Timmy Tucker to John ******

John,

Actually it is not my fault. The swingset had a faulty design and the swing came off while I was in the air, and I was sent flying into oncoming traffic. I am lucky to be alive. If you do not want your son mangled by a Dodge Caravan, then you should buy my sandbox instead. Sandboxes are 100% safe.

Tim

From John ******** to Me

fuck your sandbox. i want my kid to have fun, not to sit in some dirty ass sand from new york. i am not an idiot and will not set up my swingset where my child can be thrown into oncoming traffic.

From Timmy Tucker to John ******

Well it sounds like you won't set up your swingset at all without my help. Are you a quadriplegic? Why are you incapable of putting a swingset together?

If you are a quadriplegic and I have offended you, I am sorry. In that case, would you be interested in my sandbox for your crippled body to relax in? Seeing as you can't use the swingset anyway, it would be way more practical for you.

From John ******** to Me

i shit my pan­ts STOP EMAILING ME
 
#561473 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:36:27
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#561478 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:50:27
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#561479 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:50:47
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#561481 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 21:13:46
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#561482 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 21:16:18
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:13:46)
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#561491 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 21:44:41
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Quote (Jp. @ Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:50:47)


Don't recall saying it was me.
 
#561494 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 21:51:53
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Quote (Jp. @ Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 20:50:47)


Don't recall saying it was me.


Yeah I dont believe your name is timmy tucker
 
#561500 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 22:48:36
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timmytucker is my hero
 
#561503 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 22:50:34
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Fuck my life!
 
#561504 | Sun - Jun 21 2009 - 22:58:44
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I love Craigslist
 
#561538 | Mon - Jun 22 2009 - 00:24:08
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lol
 
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succesful troll is succesful
 
#562287 | Tue - Jun 23 2009 - 06:43:59
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