So I went to the hospital today, my buddy's wife was in labor. She was told she was going to have a C-section, I left to go home and have dinner and wait until the baby came out.

Time went by and I wondered what was up, so I called my friend. His wife was fine but his baby is in critical care and had to be moved to another hospital for emergency surgery.

tl;dr - I am drunk, friend's kid might die.

I have to somehow be awake in the morning to drive him to the hospital his daughter is going to be at.

If I fuck this up, I am a piece of shit.

Don't worry. Statistics prove that a 46% of newborn children are treated in intensive care for heart irregularities, bone deficiency (soft bones), or breathing complications.


I trust everything will be fine, my faith with your friend and you as well, you are a good minded caring person and in your care I trust that no harm will come to anyone in your current situation.


The best for you.

Thank you Seth, I love you.

I hope everything works out for the little one.

As for you, you are a piece of shit regardless of whether you drive your m8 to see his baby or not. I'm sure he understands that as well. So if you do fuck this up, just make him some toasted cheese for reconciliation.

dont forget the cottage cheese you rub over your hairy nipples adam, you faggot

What are you, a fucking interior designer now?

Everything okay, baby has to have surgery on Friday or Monday, depending on the surgeon's tee times OfC.