I can't describe the level of charred that my skin feels.

I haven't placed my fat ass under the Florida sun for extended periods of time in at least 18 months.

Fuck my life right now.

actually you should be happy

I went to Six Flags two days ago.

I'm still burnt. t.t

It was a good day, however, the remnants will remain for way too long.

I just took a cold shower and covered myself in an aloe vera / lidocane / tee trea sunburn lotion.

The situations in this toilet do not concern me.

lol'd

Any nonzero ordinal has the minimum element, zero. It may or may not have a maximum element. For example, 42 has maximum 41 and ω+6 has maximum ω+5. On the other hand, ω does not have a maximum since there is no largest natural number. If an ordinal has a maximum α, then it is the next ordinal after α, and it is called a successor ordinal, namely the successor of α, written α+1. In the von Neumann definition of ordinals, the successor of α is \alpha\cup\{\alpha\} since its elements are those of α and α itself.

if you take a hot shower it opens up the pores in your skin and lets the heat out it may suck at first but you feel better

wtf? nn copy/pasta bullshit here

I'm like a walking lobster.

You successfully cook the lobster

You accidentally burn the lobster

it is what it is

ster

lol