I might do this all day at work tomorrow cuz i feel it has potential


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what is this i dont even

I had a fucking gem to copy/paste but lost it cuz of damn iPhone can't scroll

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Stranger: hiiiiiiiii<3
You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: you a guy?
You: Yes
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: Are you a GIRL?
Stranger: AWWW DUDE YOU BLEW IT
Stranger: You don't understand
Stranger: How funny
Stranger: This shit is
You: Guy In Real Life
Stranger: No this is the joke, try it
Stranger: Just say are you a guy wanna cyber
You: ?
You: And?
Stranger: If they say yes say
Stranger: "Yeah I'm a guy too lets cyber"
Stranger: Some of these "straight" byos aren't as straight as they say
Stranger: It's funny
Stranger: I lul'z
You: Welcome to the internet
Stranger: Bahaha
You: What level is your main?
Stranger: 138
You: That's P Good
Stranger: Thanks
You: Internet MemE here
Stranger: Welcome
You: Thanks for the tips brah
Stranger: breh*
You: Bruh
Stranger: you need the e or it's not official
You: I'll poop that on the guild forums
Stranger: And you need the motorboar b
Stranger: Good.
You: I'll spread your stranger seed around
Stranger: Thanks
You: So
You: Do you want to cyber?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: So I walk in your house with your older bruvver
You: I'm just kidding, cybering takes too long, I just want to blow a load on your face.
Stranger: Your mommy baked us bookies
Stranger: Oh that's fine
Stranger: Give me a countdown
You: I always prefer to surprise them
You: Everyone likes surprises
Stranger: It's not rape unless you yell it
Stranger: I had to be so original, I know
Stranger: It just... felt right
You: So I digress, I was hoping you were a small asian girl
You: I could have sworn that you were Monica
You: Moniboo
Stranger: Sorry, my brickmaking days are over
Stranger: My feet fianlly unbinded and I had a sex change
Stranger: Sorry, theres ton to come though
You: Mega gZ
Stranger: You see, it's like an arcade prize grabbing came
Stranger: game*
Stranger: sorry i said came since i just did
You: Super gZ
You: Don't forget to bring a towel
Stranger: Towel?
Stranger: How about tissues with lotion
Stranger: I'll take that as I yes
Stranger: I have to pee really bad
Stranger: You better be here when I come back
Stranger: I'll be thinking of you as I'm peeing
You: Ugh
You: Piss in a bottle breh
Stranger: Back sorry
Stranger: 2 shakes didn't do it
Stranger: Had to do a bend and snap
Stranger: Have you ever tried Jenkem?
You: Nah
You: That started in the county I live apparently
Stranger: Lies
You: Or at least the first reports of it did
You: Seriously
You: I prefer to slap my dick on the counter
Stranger: It's always an option
Stranger: My ovaries ache
You: Fag
You: Shake that shit off
Stranger: Dont you love the conversations
Stranger: that are honestly 1 word
You: They're pretty fucked up
Stranger: I convinced someone I was Taylor Swift
Stranger: He believed, srs
You: He was probably 8
You: *proelbay
Stranger: He had a massive vocabulariy r sumthin
Stranger: it was CRAY C!!!!
You: k breh
You: t4t
Stranger: p4t
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Stranger: YOUR DRUNK
You: i wish
Stranger: I WISH!
Stranger: I AM
You: thats good
Stranger: I WIHS YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYU
You: show me how much by taking a knife to your wrist
You: i want pictures uploaded
Stranger: ok
Stranger: yah
Stranger: no
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: im not that drunk
You: come find me when youre done
Stranger: THIS STRANGER IS NUTS
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You: I could have sworn that you were Monica
You: Moniboo

Didn't read this, but it seems like I made the right choice

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You: Rawwwwr
Stranger: i love you too!
You: It's just wasn't enoughfor me to totally enjoy it
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Stranger: asl
You: Pew pew pew
Stranger: egg
Stranger: /b/rother?
You: BACON!!!!
Stranger: egg
You: I shit my pan­ties egg
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ill try to hit 18k in a few days

Stranger: korea 19 m , you?
You: I'm....in a box.
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Stranger: hii
You: The warm cheese, is it grilled or toasted?
Stranger: baked
You: Oh I see what you did there
Stranger: did u?
Stranger: well..tell me
You: I did door
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hello?
You: You look nice tonight
Stranger: yeah...am i!
Stranger: where ate you?
Stranger: *are u?
You: I want to rub you in bacon fat and call you mine
Stranger: hmm sounds u didnt have a nice taste
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/b/rother
lol

wow... this was the longest conversation ive been able to string someone along for

Stranger: hi
You: herro
You: me so horny
Stranger: are you straight ?
You: it is morning time
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are u male or f ?
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: neither
You: intriguing
You: maube i can spare half and make you a whole
You: *maybe
You: would you prefer a penis or vagina?
You: and where should i mail it?
Stranger: which would you like ?
You: doesnt matter, it will grow back
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are u sure you can grow back ?
You: absolutely
Stranger: which do you you like ,boy or girl ?
You: im asexual
You: just me myself and i
You: amirite?
You: yes
You: it was rhetorical
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