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#569799 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:14:46
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The following story does not have anything to do with the topic title, just the same person involved displaying yet another example of stupidity.

Guy has always been a winer about not having money to buy a nice fishing boat but has been saving money by just making annual repairs to what he has to make it by another fishing season. (at this point you should be picturing an alluminum boat littered with holes that have been repaied McGuyver-style with tampons, candle wax and duct tape.)

So anyway he was out of the office for a few extra days close to the holiday because apparently he and his wife crashed AND ruined $6,000 worth of bicycles. Yes I said bicycles, two of them together covering a total of $6,000. Lucky for him, they will still be usable after $2,000 in repairs.


I'm not a math major or anything but I'm pretty sure for $8,000 you could buy a nice boat, couple cases of beer and 10 fucking normal bikes.
 
#569801 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:15:52
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You're amazing.
 
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#569816 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:25:56
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So they like mountain biking, get off your high horse.

I don't have enough money to pay prostitutes to shove their tongue up my ass while they jerk me off, but I'm still going to try to waste a few on some dumb whore at the bar.
 
#569825 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:37:42
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imo a bike with paddles and bank the rest

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#569826 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:37:57
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Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 15:25:56)
So they like mountain biking, get off your high horse.

I don't have enough money to pay prostitutes to shove their tongue up my ass while they jerk me off, but I'm still going to try to waste a few on some dumb whore at the bar.


99% sure stated bikes are not of the off road type maximoose
street-use only I do believe and it wouldn't bother me so much if I didn't hear him complain about money issues coupled with the fact that people who ride these types of bikes on the road are more annoying than anything during rush hour
 
#569828 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:41:14
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:37:57)
Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 15:25:56)
So they like mountain biking, get off your high horse.

I don't have enough money to pay prostitutes to shove their tongue up my ass while they jerk me off, but I'm still going to try to waste a few on some dumb whore at the bar.


99% sure stated bikes are not of the off road type maximoose
street-use only I do believe and it wouldn't bother me so much if I didn't hear him complain about money issues coupled with the fact that people who ride these types of bikes on the road are more annoying than anything during rush hour


Mountain biking is cool.

Road bikers make me want to run their fucking ass over all the time. FUCK. Nothing rages me whilst driving like a pack of 30 of these douche bags taking up a fucking lane on the highway.
 
#569829 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:44:10
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Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 15:41:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:37:57)
Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 15:25:56)
So they like mountain biking, get off your high horse.
I don't have enough money to pay prostitutes to shove their tongue up my ass while they jerk me off, but I'm still going to try to waste a few on some dumb whore at the bar.


99% sure stated bikes are not of the off road type maximoose
street-use only I do believe and it wouldn't bother me so much if I didn't hear him complain about money issues coupled with the fact that people who ride these types of bikes on the road are more annoying than anything during rush hour


Mountain biking is cool.
Road bikers make me want to run their fucking ass over all the time. FUCK. Nothing rages me whilst driving like a pack of 30 of these douche bags taking up a fucking lane on the highway.


Exactly
 
#569846 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 14:50:03
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It's not necessarily having 30 people that are taking up a lane that pisses me off, it's the roads around my commute that they pick. Roads that are winding and hilly with no shoulder and are NOT safe for biking. It's bad enough having to swerve around natural wildlife, I don't need these asshats too.

But god forbid you hit one in a blind spot while going the speed limit. You would need to modify your story before spending the rest of your life as someone's bitch behind bars for vehicular man slaughter.
 
#569938 | Fri - Jul 10 2009 - 19:31:37
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carbon fiber isnt cheap m8, and lol at the guy in spandex wanting a fishing boat his idea of a fishing boat prob costs 20k or more
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