This is a TL;DR with meni pictures. So if you have the time to press on and read my story, I encourage you.

Last weekend the beast was the designated driver for myself and my friend named Bryan (yes Dan the Bryan you know) to go to a micro brew fest held at Stoudts Brewery.

Between the hours of noon and 4 p.m. I consumed 39 beers and shared 2 growlers (approx 1.4 gallons of beer) with my friend during the ride home. Yes I know it was exactly 39 beers between noon and 4 because the Beast had a notebook and she kept track of each beer I had from every single brewery. My friend Bryan being a much smaller guy had the heart of a real hero and tried to keep up, but I could tell by 1:30 that shit was starting to get fuzzy for him. But in order to keep track of the days events for himself, he carried a notebook to write down his thoughts about some different brews he might be interested in trying again in the future.

This evening I got home from work and I saw this strange little object poking out from under my beer fridge. Hmmm what is this... behold, Bryan's book of notes!

first

awesome

You need to try the Rare Vos friend.

I'm 20 mins away from the Ommegang brewery.

Three Philo is a meal in a bottle, and a few of those will put you out.

But have you ever heard of the Henn challange

Drink 6 and see if youc an still function

Pay for 6 of them and I will

lol

39 beers?

Godamn man.

You're a tank.

And I hope Bryan is told to sign up on this site so we can make fun of his scribble and he can know that you called him out on the internet.

Also what were the size of the beers you drank?

I have 1 rare vos left from the 4 pack I purchased last week along with some others, it isnt bad.
I have not heard of the Hennepin challange and if I would even be interested in it, im not a fan of Saison.

By drink 6 do you mean a normal sixpack or 750 ml bottles? 6x 750 ml would be funny.

Eh, during the ride home when we started chugging the growlers filled with porter is when it really hit me. I didnt get sick or anything but I was ready to go to bed when we got home at 6 p.m. However, we had company come over for supper and to try my homebrew and I was somehow functioning semi-normally until 9:30 when I told everyone gn8 and just went to bed LOL.

what are you stats again fella?

holy sheeet

The glasses had a 10oz mark 3/4 of the way up them. Most were filled at the line or slightly over so it so it was only a sip or two away from a normal 12oz bottle of beer for each one.

I am
6'2"
270 lbs

Bryan is
6'
200 ish

Sad to see those faggots mindlessly +1'ing to ruin the 600k get in that other toilet.

LOL, sounds like fun...have you guys heard anything about the Philly Octoberfest? Or plan on going?

You weigh almost as much as me, but with considerably less fat to absorb the alcohol.

Also pliz poop a list of those 39 beers if AVAILABLE

5'8'' , 180 KILOS

that's what i like to call a steady pace

yarly

yea I can do that when I get home from work

kilos? rly? mox you are fat bitch
i'm 6'0'' 100.5 kg [222 lbs] and i'm trying to loose those 20 lbs

I sense sarcasm.

Because if you gained that much weight.

You have more then a eating problem/lack of exercise.

have you seen mox's picture?

to*

lol @ you faggots thinking Kilos was srs

was just vogan and cuzeuro

OfC

so many kilos is nothing to joke about

bump

wat

There are quite a few to choose from isn't there. Or is there one exceptionally large one you are referring to? I wasn't planning on going to Philly but that doesn't mean I won't if the opportunity should arise.

Also, I'll admit that I was caught off guard yesterday by the sheer number of Oktoberfest banners and new breweries advertising Oktoberfest cases this year. And where the fuck did all the hype aboot pumpkin ale come from? Why are people buying that? The 3 kinds I had were horrible and I'm kinda ashamed to admit I even tried 3.

You tried 3? Tisk tisk and I dont know about it, my buddy sent me the link for it and I am going to look around and see if anything is going on up here

I like Pumpkin Ale

Who's did you have?

The one I had last year was saranac and I would consider trying dogfish heads this year but I can't get that thought out of my mind that it's like drinking a tea made with a fall-scented air freshener.

Dogfish

I don't know, I guess I'm not too picky.

ive had all those beers in the notebook. nothing REALLy impresses by them except their double ipa and abbey tripel

would love to see a 400 pound lifeguard

Full listing of the beers I had at the brewfest:

Ommegang
Three Philosophers
Hennepin

Spring House Brewing
Seven Gates
Goofy Foot Summer Wheat
Raspberry Quad

Stouds
Pilsner
Gold
Abby Triple
Fest
IPA
Pale Ale
Fat Dog Imp Stout
Scarlet Lady Red Ale
Belgian Style Quad
German Style Kolsch

Union Barrel Works
Hefeweizen
Wobbly Bob Dopplebock
Hop Knockers

Olde Brunside Brewing
Ten Penny Ale Weiz
Scottish Ale

Sam Adams
Cherry Wheat
Octoberfest

Iron Hill
Belgian Wit
Ironbound Ale
Lodestone Lager
Pig Iron Porter

Berkshire Brewing
Oktoberfest
Steel Rail

Hometown Beverages
PA Lager
Light Lager

Cricket Hill
Daymasters Porter
Fall Festivus Ale
East Coast Lager

Bethlehem Brew Works
Copper Kettle Ale
8th Street Wheat

Market Cross Pub and Brewery
McRed Ale
McRed Ale via handpumped cask
Mid summer knight wheat

Unibroue
Ephemere

This post has been edited by xstakemx on Wed - Aug 26 2009 - 21:54:55

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Update

Bryan gathered the willpower to stop in last evening for his materials misplaced via ness
I gave him his notebook and showed him this toilet...he hung his head and coward in shame

How exactly do you coward in shame.

*cowered

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