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#600682 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 10:34:36
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I got laid last night and you didn't.

I also got laid this morning and you didn't
 
#600687 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 10:40:37
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Bet it was with another man and you didn't.
 
#600688 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 10:41:13
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mos. giving it to you doesnt count
 
#600689 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 10:55:41
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strawberry the neighborhood ho?
 
#600695 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 11:21:21
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 10:55:41)
strawberry the neighborhood ho?


Nah.

Actually its kinda funny

This girl i slept with in Brooklyn told this girl up here that i had a big dick

And then I got laid after I played a show.

wvn.
 
#600706 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:41:47
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mines bigger
 
#600707 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:45:15
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Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 18:41:47)
mines bigger


poops stats here
 
#600708 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:45:41
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm
 
#600709 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:47:14
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first
 
#600710 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:48:27
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first


dont make me come over and measure depth of your asshole
 
#600711 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:48:40
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first


this reminded me of porky's revenge at the beginning
 
#600713 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:49:00
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Quote (Jp. @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 18:41:47)
mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first


this reminded me of porky's revenge at the beginning


only like 3 people will even know this
 
#600714 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:49:32
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first


this reminded me of porky's revenge at the beginning


only like 3 people will even know this


i remember said movie
 
#600715 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:53:29
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better get tested
 
#600717 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 13:05:05
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first


this reminded me of porky's revenge at the beginning


only like 3 people will even know this


i remember said movie


 
#600718 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 13:21:49
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mines bigger


poops stats here


preferably in cm


i'd need to find a long enough ruler first


this reminded me of porky's revenge at the beginning


only like 3 people will even know this


i remember said movie


 
#600720 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 13:23:38
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i wasnt counting on vogan, but i know tim will know the reference. ty for not letting me down.
 
#600734 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:08:50
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proelbay belongs in the Love Line
 
#600735 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:09:10
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Also, og;dc
 
#600736 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:09:28
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gZ on your +1
 
#600756 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:24:01
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is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning
 
#600761 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:27:40
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Schmeckle!
 
#600766 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:30:51
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Quote (Norse @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 15:24:01)
is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.
 
#600767 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:31:29
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is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.
 
#600769 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:32:06
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is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts
 
#600770 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:08
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is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


you would say that you fat peice of shit

 
#600772 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:54
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:32:06)
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is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


you would say that you fat peice of shit


is this John's multi or something?

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C, NIGGA!
 
#600773 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:34:33
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Quote (Norse @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:24:01)
is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


yes, and he finds that it shrunk
 
#600774 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:35:24
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:54)
Quote (altron @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:08)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:32:06)
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is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


you would say that you fat peice of shit


is this John's multi or something?

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C, NIGGA!


nigga i dont worry about spelling on a fucking fourm
 
#600775 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:35:36
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 12:33:54)
Quote (altron @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:08)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:32:06)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:31:29)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:30:51)
Quote (Norse @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 15:24:01)
is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


you would say that you fat peice of shit


is this John's multi or something?

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C, NIGGA!


lol
 
#600781 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:43:23
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o lol i never finished watching that movie
 
#600786 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:49:19
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Quote (altron @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:35:24)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:54)
Quote (altron @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:08)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:32:06)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:31:29)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:30:51)
Quote (Norse @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 15:24:01)
is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


you would say that you fat peice of shit


is this John's multi or something?

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C, NIGGA!


nigga i dont worry about spelling on a fucking fourm


what do you care about, im curious
 
#600804 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 16:07:30
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Quote (altron @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:35:24)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:54)
Quote (altron @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:33:08)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:32:06)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:31:29)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:30:51)
Quote (Norse @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 15:24:01)
is it the movie where the guy is measuring his manly parts in the beginning


Just call it a dick, it's ok.

I have not heard a dick referred to as manly parts since the catholic sister named sister Carlotta referred to masturbation as stimulus of the manly parts being a sin just as bad in the eyes of God as premartial sex.

I was told to go to confession when I asked if it wasn't as bad if you didn't get it in his eyes. Have only been to church once since then.


I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


you would say that you fat peice of shit


is this John's multi or something?

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C, NIGGA!


nigga i dont worry about spelling on a fucking fourm


I've found in the past that worrying about spelling is pretty instinctive. So if you don't worry about it on a forum, you probably don't worry about it elsewhere.
 
#600826 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 16:39:15
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 11:32:06)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 14:31:29)
I used to go to church because we got donuts after.


Loving God = Donuts


this
 
#600828 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 16:40:21
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Altron is still a virgin.
 
#600844 | Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 17:29:41
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Aug 27 2009 - 22:40:21)
Altron is still a virgin.


at 26? i doubt that, but its not impossible
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