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#609830 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:35:47
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The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. A significant number of people who have been infected with this virus also have reported diarrhea and vomiting. Severe illnesses and death has occurred as a result of illness associated with this virus.

Bold = Have it
 
#609831 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:38:15
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it will pass in 5-6 days
 
#609832 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:38:43
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its almost like that sounds like the same symptoms for the good old fashioned standard flu
 
#609833 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:39:01
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#609834 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:41:07
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 17:38:43)
its almost like that sounds like the same symptoms for the good old fashioned standard flu


oh i wanted to poop this so bad but you beat me to it
 
#609835 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:41:20
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#609836 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:41:33
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Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:41:07)
Quote (cardoors32 @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 17:38:43)
its almost like that sounds like the same symptoms for the good old fashioned standard flu


oh i wanted to poop this so bad but you beat me to it


Let's keep going, how about the good old fashioned common cold.
 
#609838 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:42:48
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 00:38:43)
its almost like that sounds like the same symptoms for the good old fashioned standard flu


because it is standard flu that was exadurated by media and pharmaceutical companies
 
#609844 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:51:58
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Damn, you didn't even get diarrhea

sucks
 
#609845 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:53:07
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What is CDC’s recommendation regarding "swine flu parties"?
"Swine flu parties" are gatherings during which people have close contact with a person who has 2009 H1N1 flu in order to become infected with the virus. The intent of these parties is for a person to become infected with what for many people has been a mild disease, in the hope of having natural immunity 2009 H1N1 flu virus that might circulate later and cause more severe disease.

CDC does not recommend "swine flu parties" as a way to protect against 2009 H1N1 flu in the future. While the disease seen in the current 2009 H1N1 flu outbreak has been mild for many people, it has been severe and even fatal for others. There is no way to predict with certainty what the outcome will be for an individual or, equally important, for others to whom the intentionally infected person may spread the virus.

CDC recommends that people with 2009 H1N1 flu avoid contact with others as much as possible. If you are sick with flu-like illness, CDC recommends that you stay home for at least 24 hours after your fever is gone except to get medical care or for other necessities. (Your fever should be gone without the use of a fever-reducing medicine.) Stay away from others as much as possible to keep from making others sick.
 
#609847 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:53:56
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Get off my Vent, sickboy
 
#609848 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:54:01
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:53:07)
What is CDC’s recommendation regarding "swine flu parties"?
"Swine flu parties" are gatherings during which people have close contact with a person who has 2009 H1N1 flu in order to become infected with the virus. The intent of these parties is for a person to become infected with what for many people has been a mild disease, in the hope of having natural immunity 2009 H1N1 flu virus that might circulate later and cause more severe disease.

CDC does not recommend "swine flu parties" as a way to protect against 2009 H1N1 flu in the future. While the disease seen in the current 2009 H1N1 flu outbreak has been mild for many people, it has been severe and even fatal for others. There is no way to predict with certainty what the outcome will be for an individual or, equally important, for others to whom the intentionally infected person may spread the virus.

CDC recommends that people with 2009 H1N1 flu avoid contact with others as much as possible. If you are sick with flu-like illness, CDC recommends that you stay home for at least 24 hours after your fever is gone except to get medical care or for other necessities. (Your fever should be gone without the use of a fever-reducing medicine.) Stay away from others as much as possible to keep from making others sick.


This has "great fucking idea" written all over it.
 
#609849 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:55:41
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:51:58)
Damn, you didn't even get diarrhea

sucks


 
#609850 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:56:30
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drink water
 
#609851 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:58:28
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This is a faster way to tell if you have it imo:

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Let hysteria reign ftw
 
#609852 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:00:20
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i heard the bast way to get rid of it is by coughing/sneezing on babies and the elderly
 
#609853 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:02:52
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instead of thinking youre a badass, just use your head...
i bet over half the worlds population has it by now, no biggie
 
#609855 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:03:57
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Quote (Raffles @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:02:52)
instead of thinking youre a badass, just use your head...


What?
 
#609856 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:04:29
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I'm going to bottle up my snot for several days and use it in my cooking for friends & family.
 
#609857 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:04:35
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:56:30)
drink water


 
#609858 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:04:48
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:03:57)
Quote (Raffles @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:02:52)
instead of thinking youre a badass, just use your head...


What?


i mean dont be so ignorant to the facts, you either got the h1n1 virus or one of about 100 different common colds/flus
 
#609859 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:04:51
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If I tried talking to Gary on Vetrilo, he would tell me to please explain and blow my nose.
 
#609874 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 19:23:42
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:04:51)
If I tried talking to Gary on Vetrilo, he would tell me to please explain and blow my nose.


BLOW YOUR FUCKIN NOSE
 
#609888 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:07:55
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Brody has the same thing the shits started today hes had fever since Sat...
 
#609889 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:08:32
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only the strong shall survive

i had the flu like 2 days ago, i ain't no bitch though
 
#609961 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:18:10
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:23:42)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:04:51)
If I tried talking to Gary on Vetrilo, he would tell me to please explain and blow my nose.


BLOW YOUR FUCKIN NOSE


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#609963 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:22:35
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:18:10)
Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:23:42)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:04:51)
If I tried talking to Gary on Vetrilo, he would tell me to please explain and blow my nose.


BLOW YOUR FUCKIN NOSE


OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE


i miss him
 
#609964 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:28:28
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that scarface was quite an entertaining fellow
 
#609966 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:43:59
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The swine flu is actually a zombie outbreak; it's a government cover up.

Also:

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#609967 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:53:49
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:08:32)
only the strong shall survive

i had the flu like 2 days ago, i ain't no bitch though
 
#609974 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 23:32:31
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:38:15)
it will pass in 5-6 days


2-3*
 
#609976 | Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 23:35:06
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OH NOES I HAS KOLD WUT D0 I D0
 
#609996 | Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 01:00:08
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The flu is nothing but shit.

It's our government's fault the virus even got released anyways.
 
#610114 | Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 13:52:50
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 01:00:08)
The flu is nothing but shit.

It's our government's fault the virus even got released anyways.


Conspiracy!
 
#610116 | Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 13:53:35
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 22:53:49)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 20:08:32)
only the strong shall survive

i had the flu like 2 days ago, i ain't no bitch though


 
#610185 | Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 16:13:40
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Quote (ppkpkppk @ Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 13:52:50)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 01:00:08)
The flu is nothing but shit.

It's our government's fault the virus even got released anyways.


Conspiracy!


It's true brah!
 
#610200 | Tue - Sep 22 2009 - 16:32:16
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Sep 21 2009 - 18:38:15)
you will pass in 5-6 days


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