Dear candidate,

Thank you for your recent interest in pursuing a career with the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections. Unfortunately, at this time, we are not accepting any more applications for employment opportunities in the information technology field. However, should a position come available we will have your application on file for a valid time period of one year for future consideration. Regarding your inquiry as to whether or not homosexuality is frowned upon, the answer is simply no. It is amusing, to say the least, that you think your sexual persuasion would interact well with the inmates at our facility. For your own personal benefit I would highly suggest that you take the application process more seriously. Good luck with your ongonig job search.

Sincerely,
The Central Office Bureau of Human Resources
(717) 975-4901

Misspelled 'ongoing'. That's a serious letter.

There is nothing serious about government employment... or at least that has been my experience so far.

Don't really see why they'd even respond if that is an issue.

Then again you live in a part of the U.S. that's 20 years behind the times.

tell that to this guy:

or this guy:

or these two:

damn

if barack was gay instead, we'd have the healthcare reform done already

or this guy

if i were the president, surely i could find someone better to have an affair with than that ugly whore

or this guy:

Your poop lies you fuck

lol