So I am walking out of a store today and light a cig on the way to the car.
A woman that was every bit of 65, dressed super nice like a socialite strolls by and says "You know there is better things to smoke besides cigsrettes."
I kind of stop and stare at her like she is dumb
Then she shrugs and says "I toke up 4 or 5 times a day" and walks into the store.

wtf

Good shit.

My professor at school was at the bar once and we were chatting and I was like "I'm going outside to have a cigarette" to which he replied "Oh, have fun, I don't smoke anything legal"


Dude is like 59.

we used to smoke with our advanced english teacher in high school, he was pushing 70 and always had the best shit

Back when I was like 12-13.

I was at the Gas station with my mom's ex, he was getting some beer/cigs.

As we walk into the store, some women is asking this dude how to pump gas.

Well when we are at the register, we look out and the old women is standing 5ft away from her car trying to shoot the gasoline into the car.

2 guys are freaking out telling this women to stop.

Manager walks out and is like, what is going, and we are like, some old women is spraying gasoline everywhere.

Was one of the most funniest things I have ever witnessed.

stupid