Currently listening to what I can only decipher as an accidental phone call...

Some drunk girl texting me to come "rescue" her earlier tonight, is with an old fling that she fucked years ago... She told me she was at a bar with him and to come get her.

I've been on the phone now barely able to figure out muffled sounds between a few guys and her.

"I GOT YOUR PHONE AND [ETC]"

"You don't need to be so violent!"

"We got her!"

This is fucked up.

This girl told me she was raped about a year ago and quit graduate school because of it.

she's clearly giving you an opening to come be her white knight

This can't be good...

yo mox what are you waiting for, save the day

FUCK THAT SHIT

I'm pretty sure the phone is in her purse.

The best friend phone key presses are annoying.

I'm not a savior, I'm about to call him and tell him that her phone is on...

Actually, this seems interesting...

There is some screaming going on. Then there is laughing and talk of pulling over...

what if she really is in trouble and you hear about this days later how will you feel then

Dude just go to the fucking bar.

HOW WILL YOU FEEL THEN MOX

A radio has been turned on, rap music, classy.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Oct 22 2009 - 01:19:24

The bar is closed, some girl is clearly being taken somewhere against her wishes.

Then call 5-0

I'll proelbay be convicted of her murder and the rape that occurs after she is dead.

You guys are my alibi.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Oct 22 2009 - 01:21:12

This is fucking annoying and interrupting the first time that I've tried to watch American Psycho.

I'm 99.99% sure that 50 Cent is playing.

Yep, Ayo Technology.

"Turn here"

"Oh shit"

"Hold on"

[etc]

Directions are being given. There are many people in this vehicle.

People are clearly not sober.

There are girls screaming to "SLOW DOWN", this seems like a fun ride. I wish I was there.

"IT'S OKAY TAYLOR WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE"

"WAS THAT A BORING RIDE HOME?"

"KIND OF FUCKED UP RIDE HOME"

The music is loud.

Now I can't really hear anything but muffled sounds.

IF YOU HAD GONE TO THE BAR YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE

It sounds like they have reached their destination and two other girls are talking to "TAYLOR"

The phone call has ended.

what if she is in trouble and you are just pooping on dc

thats very unlikely imo
if you press randomly some buttons, there will be small chance that you'll get anywhere
unless you are on her speed dial

Not sure what the fuck you're trying to say Vogan...

i guess he means if her phone is in the purse, it would be extremely unlikely for the phone to call you accidentally
unless you are on her speed dial

Is he going to get her on his Bike and she can ride on the handlebars

OLD JOKE IS OLD & NLV

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Oct 22 2009 - 09:06:39

This poop has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Oct 22 2009 - 10:06:39

All it has to do is call the last person she's called or texted, 2 button presses of the call button, I had this happen to me in my pocket once at college. My phone called my mother at 3 AM, worst fucking shit ever.

Did she come rescue you?

She was more interested in why I dildo'd a stripper and was busy doing lots of drugs & alcohol.

good read

gz Gallahad

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