So around lonch I went upstairs and saw this beast of a man that was nearly as wide as he was tall. No word of a lie this guys arms point outward because of his size they can't go "down."

Well I go into the bathroom for my afternoon 45 min shit to pass some time and son of a bitch if "mr huge" isn't laying flat on his back under the sink. A sink which has been broken for the past 2 and a half years.

So there I shit and this fucker starts talking about how much his job blows and how revolting my ass is to another guy on his walkie talkie. 3 minutes later said individual comes in and says "fuckin wow you were right John." Hey assholes I'm not fucking stupid I hear you.

So I let it slide because well let's not lie, my shit was horrible. No 2 mins later there is a commotion because they can't get fatty out from under the sink. In the middle of this event I snapped a pic out from under the stall and as you can clearly see, I got busted.

hahahahaha

Thank you Dan for your willingness to assist with the toilet.

LOL

LOOOOOOOOOOL'D priceless american moments

awesome

damn, i wish we could actually see the guy's face + the sink... lool
how the fuck did he get there?



TURTLEE

This post has been edited by starlite on Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 13:54:06

ROFL

amazing

kill yourself

forgot, bacololn

wait, what the fuck he was doing on the floor of toilet? and even bigger question what the hell the other guy did besides him, without helping him up?
and LOL about ppl who complains about shit smell in toilets: its a fucking toilet, not middle of fancy restaurant, so fuck them

How did the busted convo go LOL

how he got there, he was already on the ground when I walked in
I wanted a better pic but getting caught taking the one I did was bad enough

The other guy couldn't get him up himself that's why he is kneeled down next to him. I had to step in an assist which smoothed over the ackward talk about the pic

if I saw that I would be laughing hysterically

and if they tried to give me shit I would be like "BITCH IM GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT"

this and
probably piss myself
especially if I already had to pee.

All I said was it's not everyday you hear a stranger talking about your shit and then need help so I wanted to see who it was. (using phone as a reverse periscope)

I don't think they knew what I meant cuz there was an ackward silence. And the big guy wouldn't look me in the eye because he was embarrassed

Or was it due to his whaleishness that he needed to get back to water and only had eyes for an ocean or pipes

i wouldnt look either if i was stuck under a fucking sink

proelbay wouldn't admit it out of fear of being harpooned by the japanese

Good shit.

this is actually the first time im seeing this pic on something other than my phone and it made me laugh all over again

I knew you weren't American.

imo this deserves to be on stupid subforum

wordfilter'd

I just took a nice shit. IN AMERICA!

obviously, but the proper way to say such things is

in b4 stupid

ok t4i

Finally read the first poop.

LOL'd