"A new Slayer album!? I have one word: SLAYERIFIC!!!"

EDIT: No wait, you're like Christian Bale in American Psycho.

"Do you like Slayer?"
"They're OK."
"Their early work was a little too Priesty for my tastes, but when Hell Awaits came out in '85, I think they really came into their own artistically. The whole album has a grim, evil sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost."
"Hey Halberstram."
"Yes, Allen?"
"Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"
"No, Allen!"
"Is that a rain coat?"
"Yes it is! In '86, Slayer released this, Reign in Blood, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Angel of Death", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about Josef Mengele, and the slaughter of thousands of Jews, it's also a song that defines the band itself!"
(raises axe above head)

who is Vlachos?

clearly a mix of vladimir and nachos

no LOL
vlachos is a nation in greece, something similar to a highlanders and greeks have many ugly jokes about them, most common one that they (vlach's) like to fuck goats

it's a nation IN greece? nice. who doesnt like to fuck goats

yes greek have couple of nations that is integrated in greek nation during last milleniums: thracians, pontians, achaians, spartans and rest lost they identity and language during time

/hijacking a toilet

completely derailed this toilet

i lold

who is Vlachos?