Friends grabbed some beer at a party so I'm like fuck it, I'll grab one too.
They are shocked because everyone knows I don't drink.
I open the beer it's a Corona. I took it pretty hard, a gulp almost. My friends where like "oh shit slow it down man"
I didn't eat anything before hand so, I got pretty drunk in a short period. They dubbed me "2sips" because I got drunk off like half a bottle.

I didn't finish it, my friend doesnt believe in wasting beer so he finished mines and handed me an easier task.
A mike's hard. I drank that down slowly but still was drunk.
Everything was funny and I suddenly was horny as hell. I took another mike's but gave it to my homegirls.
Had two cups of margarita/jungle juice shits
The food I ate helped though, chips killed my buzz, my friend kept giving them to me cause I was tunked as fuck.

Good time though but I think it will be the first and last.

It's somewhat tl;dr but sort of worth it.

first

and last

awesome

cake
cu in the morning

GOOD SHIT AYO

2sips

I TOOK ANOTHER MIKE'S BUT GAVE IT TO MY HOMEGIRLS

nn last, its fun when controlled

MY FRIEND DOESNT BELIEVE IN WASTING BEER

SO HE FINISHED MINE AND HANDED ME AN EASIER TASK

A MIKE'S HARD

i had my first drinking experience like half a year ago

This needs to be spoken out loud, line by line with a pause in between, similar to a commercial with a cowboy badass giving a monologue.

*darth

I too do not drink much.


















Before 7 a.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday

so did you end up banging the homegirl

Nah, female friends to me are definitely NCT

And lol at Mox.

BUT MALE FRIENDS... WATCH OUT!

finally someone else can be labeled the lightweight

I seriously cracked out laughing after I read this.

Same

oh and also youre going to drink again in early to mid january, BY THE WAY

I remember my first beer

my first time drinking was definitely vodka

8th grade, drew's house, screwdrivers

Pub in Yorkshire England, draft brew with my dad, age 14

first time getting drunk was vodka + beer

first timed drinking period no idea

mission beach san diego, some girls beachhouse, 8th grade

8th grade

I'll never drink again though, boring.

see you when you turn 21-25

Grandma's house, one of the family's holiday get togethers, age 4-6 (I distinctly remember asking my mother what beer tasted like so she let me try it).

Grandma's house, one of the family's holiday get togethers, age 9-11 (my cousin and I stole a beer from the cooler).

First time I blacked out was off of Georgi vodka when I was 15.

senior week, age 18

took another mikes but gave it to my homegirl

basketball party, winter of freshmen year in high school

can relate

JP:

Junior Partier pron. (joon-yer par'ti-er)

Noun. 1.One who can not party. 2. Person or persons that fall asleep easily, pass-out early, complain about anything and everything, whine and cry about trivial circumstances. Adj. 1. Used to describe people mentioned above.

right before senior year, buddies house. meni people.
drank whatever they gave me, beer, zima, rum, vodka. woke up on the lawn in my own puke.
i know i tried having a race, riding a bike, spinning around a bat, jumped into a pool, the rest is hazy.

base02 was a horrible choice

Sigh, would it look better in a humanist sans-serifed font.
Sheesh lobb ruining a good shop

any font besides base 02 would look good

even dark crystal

AYO, DO A BETTER VERSION, PLIZ

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