I pulled an audible today in a "Bed, Bath & Beyond" store. Went for the handicapped shitter even though the norm was available. (Had no choice, the BB&B store was the first available choice after consuming a deepfried liquid grease ball atrocity the Texas Roadhouse called a bloom'n onion.)

Tell me those toilets arnt uncomfortably too high... Holy fuck I know some people like might have a hard time getting up off a normal one but fucking shit isn't it counter productive to require a running start to jump up on one. I mean honestly if it's that high that your feet don't touch the ground sonethins fucking wrong.

did you feel like a big boy?

What are you a midget? Those are the best toilets.

i enjoy dangling feet

As a matter of fact I felt strangely insignificant and belittled by a supremely dominating toilet.

If I want my feet to dangle while I shit I'll hang my ass over the side of my pool deck and swing back and forth whilst yelling WEEEE!!

I don't mind them too much, just enjoy the fact that i can clog the shit out of it and not have to clean it.

doesnt your mom do that anyway, whats the difference?

history channel in 2 min

t minus 15 seconds

battle of the bulge, im kinda a history nerd @ this topic

shit in the aisle; wipe with shower curtain