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so its gonna be a beagle?

wat aboot a pomeranian?

That might be the worst thing I've seen pooped on the Interwebs

afkfml

you clearly did not see the poops below that one

im going with the latter

If I ever own a white lap dog I pray to God that someone takes mercy on my soul and shoots me in the face. The only way I'll own a lap dog is if I'm brain dead.

Correct me if im wrong, but your current beast believes itself to be a lap dog?

we have already determined this is not your decision. the only thing up to you is to feed it and clean up its shit.

By the way, appointment with the SPCA is monday

Just because my 70lb grey beast is suffering an identity crisis doesn't mean it gets categorized as such

did she make you make the phone call to set up the appointment?

Heather already doesn't trust me being alone with her dad's dog. All she has to do is look at me and she can see the deranged look in my eyes and know that I'm thinking about skinning it alive.

Hey flower girl, you're getting out of line

is that a cryptic yes?

No

you seem very upset about that line of questioning

I believe you meant you're a bastard.

fag

Fire for effect

same

You sir fail at marriage.
I would have caved sooner or later too BUT would have gotten either a much larger/nicer thing in return other than some lovin for 1 night.
A. New 52" tv I have been wanting or
B. A weekend trip alone out of it

But I do give you benefit of the doubt since you are a newlywed and make up sex is still fun. Still not worth a rando shit infested untrained dog imo

we have a golden retriever who thinks shes a lap dog

just wanted to add that to the topic

guess that depends what size of lap you have