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#643435 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 03:54:20
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Only a few weeks until the end of the year, get your last few wanks in before we have our annual competition of withholding from masturbation.
 
#643436 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 03:59:34
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gonna tie one off at like 4 am jan 1st, count me out

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#643437 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 03:59:49
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This poop has been edited by blind_chief on Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 01:59:43
 
#643442 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 09:59:26
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 03:59:34)
gonna tie one off at like 4 am jan 1st, count me out


youll be in no condition to do that after a n8 of drinking your $100 scotch
 
#643462 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 11:50:31
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 03:59:34)
gonna tie one off at like 4 am jan 1st, count me out


youll be in no condition to do that after a n8 of drinking your $100 scotch


true
i guess it will be the morning of the first then
 
#643465 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 12:03:01
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we batin we batin
 
#643466 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 12:05:36
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lasted 2or3 days last year

i have no will power
 
#643476 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 12:47:08
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I'm really good at this since I have a keen ability to solicit sexual favors from attractive women.
 
#643482 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:46:04
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im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01
 
#643487 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:56:17
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:46:04)
im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01


i am going to ejaculate when the ball drops
 
#643491 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:59:40
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:56:17)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:46:04)
im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01


i am going to ejaculate when the ball drops


depending on when you finish if the ball has not hit the bottom your good
 
#643493 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:05:45
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im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01


i am going to ejaculate when the ball drops


depending on when you finish if the ball has not hit the bottom your good


i am going to wait till the exact second.

which will be awkward because my friend is throwing a party so jerking off in front of 20 or so people should be a kodak moment
 
#643495 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:07:54
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:05:45)
Quote (smoked @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:59:40)
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im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01


i am going to ejaculate when the ball drops


depending on when you finish if the ball has not hit the bottom your good


i am going to wait till the exact second.

which will be awkward because my friend is throwing a party so jerking off in front of 20 or so people should be a kodak moment


bathroom ftw.
 
#643496 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:12:27
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Quote (seth @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:07:54)
Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:05:45)
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:56:17)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:46:04)
im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01


i am going to ejaculate when the ball drops


depending on when you finish if the ball has not hit the bottom your good


i am going to wait till the exact second.

which will be awkward because my friend is throwing a party so jerking off in front of 20 or so people should be a kodak moment


bathroom ftw.


that makes it hard (pun intended) to see when the ball drops
 
#643500 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:23:51
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Quote (smoked @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:12:27)
Quote (seth @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:07:54)
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:56:17)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 13:46:04)
im gonna see if I can lose at like 12:01


i am going to ejaculate when the ball drops


depending on when you finish if the ball has not hit the bottom your good


i am going to wait till the exact second.

which will be awkward because my friend is throwing a party so jerking off in front of 20 or so people should be a kodak moment


bathroom ftw.


that makes it hard (pun intended) to see when the ball drops


iphone ftw.
 
#643501 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:38:54
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I will never volunteer for this kind of contest.

I'll make sure I jack off right as the ball drops.

Masturbation relieves stress and is very healthy.

And plus since I don't get laid, it would be cruel and unusual punishment to do that to a deaf fella.
 
#643503 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:42:51
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i'd bet my monies on seth
 
#643504 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 14:51:55
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no idea why you would do this
 
#643534 | Sun - Dec 13 2009 - 17:11:30
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I will prolly forget and pinch one off within a day or two
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