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#643633 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 09:15:52
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Made 2 pots of chilli last night while consuming large amounts of beer. One batch sissy mild for the wife to enjoy and one batch I got silly with the amount of heat I put in it.

Few months ago my neighbor gave me some black label hot sauce, I figured this was an appropriate time to fire it up. Placed a couple tablespoons of that in along with half a beer and some habanero extract. Let it simmer and reduce for 4 hours before I tasted.

Wasn't bad.







Until I shit this morning. Fucking fire in the hole! Cannon fodder; man down.
 
#643635 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 09:25:55
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#643636 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 09:27:00
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Freeze some and ship to Florida.

Thanks.
 
#643638 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 09:48:27
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sounds delicious
 
#643646 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 11:16:30
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i enjoy feeling like my ass is literally burning
 
#643679 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 14:27:00
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#643685 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 15:22:26
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never had this feeling
 
#643686 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 15:23:49
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Quote (BBQ @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:27:00)
pics


of red burning asshole?
 
#643687 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 15:29:03
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 15:22:26)
never had this feeling


Worst feeling ever if you really hose yourself up.

I've had it happen twice before that were actually worse than this time. It brought tears to my eyes.
 
#643689 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 15:39:12
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but when its all over and youre all wiped up it feels amazing
 
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but when its all over and youre all wiped up it feels amazing
all day

 
#643694 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:07:23
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#643695 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:07:39
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hey, arnt you getting a dog today?
 
#643698 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:47:08
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 22:07:39)
hey, arnt you getting a dog today?


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#643699 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:48:39
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 17:07:39)
hey, arnt you getting a dog today?


 
#643702 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:59:56
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hey, arnt you getting a dog today?


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#643703 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 17:13:13
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:07:39)
hey, arnt you getting a dog today?


En route



Chins edit: inn root
 
#643704 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 17:14:52
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i am

smellin like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed
 
#643718 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 18:30:38
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I win

No dog acquisition
 
#643719 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 19:00:50
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 18:30:38)
I win

No dog acquisition


I doubt this, your just toying with us so that later on you will say hey man i think I want a dog, and then alittle after saying hey i went out and got another dog so that way it wasent the wifes idea
 
#643721 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 19:30:14
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:30:38)
my wife didnt like any of the dogs there

the search continues


 
#643722 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 19:30:55
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I win

No dog acquisition


I doubt this, your just toying with us so that later on you will say hey man i think I want a dog, and then alittle after saying hey i went out and got another dog so that way it wasent the wifes idea


no
 
#643723 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 19:40:58
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my wife didnt like any of the dogs there

the search continues


 
#643725 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:14:10
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my wife didnt like any of the dogs there

the search continues


no, if she had it her way we would have took 3 home
 
#643726 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:14:45
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:30:38)
my wife didnt like any of the dogs there

the search continues


no, if she had it her way we would have took 3 home


ohh, now you are big strong man, leader of house!
 
#643727 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:16:46
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 16:30:38)
my wife didnt like any of the dogs there

the search continues


no, if she had it her way we would have took 3 home


ohh, now you are big strong man, leader of house!


:k:
 
#643728 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43
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get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy
 
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box
 
#643730 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:55
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get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


only in 1 room
 
#643731 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:24:50
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:22:20)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


and that would be your fault not cat's
cat is a cleanest animal, just make a cat door for him and thats all
cats demand far less attention than dogs
 
#643732 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:25:58
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


only in 1 room


:donno:
can you train a cat to hunt? like something other than mice/sparrows?
 
#643733 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:27:04
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get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


and that would be your fault not cat's
cat is a cleanest animal, just make a cat door for him and thats all
cats demand far less attention than dogs


it would be my fault the cat shits in the house?
 
#643734 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:28:54
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:25:58)
Quote (___ @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:55)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:20)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


only in 1 room


:donno:
can you train a cat to hunt? like something other than mice/sparrows?


sitting on couch in cold winter night drinking a cup of coffee/tea/coco with cat besides you that half sleep and purr > hunting dog
 
#643735 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:29:37
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:27:04)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:24:50)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:22:20)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


and that would be your fault not cat's
cat is a cleanest animal, just make a cat door for him and thats all
cats demand far less attention than dogs


it would be my fault the cat shits in the house?


clean the sand more often than once a week
 
#643740 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:55:09
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:28:54)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:25:58)
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:20)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


only in 1 room


:donno:
can you train a cat to hunt? like something other than mice/sparrows?


sitting on couch in cold winter night drinking a cup of coffee/tea/coco with cat besides you that half sleep and purr > hunting dog


yeah i guess if your into that kinda stuff
 
#643742 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 21:15:43
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i love cats
 
#643767 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 21:31:25
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:55:09)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:28:54)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:25:58)
Quote (___ @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:55)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:20)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


only in 1 room


:donno:
can you train a cat to hunt? like something other than mice/sparrows?


sitting on couch in cold winter night drinking a cup of coffee/tea/coco with cat besides you that half sleep and purr > hunting dog


yeah i guess if your into that kinda stuff


cats meowing is proalbey the most annoying fucking noise ever since it usually coincides with them clawing the shit out of you
 
#643787 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 21:34:17
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 09:27:00)
Freeze some and ship to Florida.

Thanks.


Way to continue proving that you can't get a real woman.
 
#643799 | Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 21:36:06
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 19:31:25)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:55:09)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:28:54)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 02:25:58)
Quote (___ @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:55)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:22:20)
Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Dec 14 2009 - 20:18:43)
get yourself a cat instead and all will be happy


id off myself before i had a house that smelled like a litter box


only in 1 room


:donno:
can you train a cat to hunt? like something other than mice/sparrows?


sitting on couch in cold winter night drinking a cup of coffee/tea/coco with cat besides you that half sleep and purr > hunting dog


yeah i guess if your into that kinda stuff


cats meowing is proalbey the most annoying fucking noise ever since it usually coincides with them clawing the shit out of you


stop trying to finger their ass then wierdo
 
#643813 | Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 00:33:15
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i

hurt myself today
 
#643826 | Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 01:38:15
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whatever happened to ''the beast''? I guess you took my advice and realized how stupid you sounded.
 
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 06:33:15)
i

hurt myself today


to see if i still feel
 
#643841 | Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 07:46:48
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Quote (hippie @ Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 01:38:15)
whatever happened to ''the beast''? I guess you took my advice and realized how stupid you sounded.


Nah
I still call her that but keep it in context
 
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i

hurt myself today


to see if i still feel


One of the worst self pitty me songs ever written.
I'd expect some emo like chins or Oscar bringing this cash song out

then again they would proelbay pick the NIN version instead
 
#643843 | Tue - Dec 15 2009 - 08:53:23
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