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fun times will ensue
such as these!


User: Is it going to rain tomorrow?

Cleverbot: I don't know maybe you should watch the news tonight and see if it is or ot.

User: But it is already off!

Cleverbot: You're a girl right?

User: Yes, I have a smelly vagine.

Cleverbot: I am sorry... What are you taking for it?

User: Your father's penis works well.

Cleverbot: No. My father's name is Patrick.



User: I made you!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Always.

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Yes, always.

Cleverbot: No... Never.

User: Bow before zod!

Cleverbot: No you bow before me. Now Obey.

User: Obey a fruity computer program HAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding?

User: No, you sound kind of like a faggot to me.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You like the cock huh?

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: Do you like to pitch or catch?

Cleverbot: Hahaha I don't know are you trying to ask for somtihng?

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you poor?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Who the fuck are you?

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here.

User: Can I get a star update?

Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead.

User: Will assholes in vent stop moving me in to the afk channel silently?

Cleverbot: If I remember. Please sing now.

User: Was it dan that moved me?

Cleverbot: Yes. You're the one.

User: THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE.

fuck you

Cleverbot: Have I told you my name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know my name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: My life would have been exactly the same if I never met you. You are worthless to me.

LOL

Did as you asked and havent looke back since.