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#648534 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:10:37
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My wife (Natalie) is pregnant, this will be our second child :)
Due in mid-July, no ultrasound done yet.

btw I'm not pooping this publicly on jsp, just don't want mass cgz PMs about it. Caden will have a little brother or sister and hopefully he won't be a bad influence, and vice-versa.
 
#648538 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:20:25
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Are you positive it is yours?
 
#648541 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:23:12
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dont they have condoms in canada
 
#648542 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:23:52
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it DOESNT MATTER if this matters!

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#648543 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:24:32
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also gz
 
#648545 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:27:37
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black babies are sooooo cute
 
#648546 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:29:10
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gz
 
#648547 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:35:04
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 16:20:25)
Are you positive it is yours?


Can never be too sure.

Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 16:23:12)
dont they have condoms in canada


WAT. Condoms are devices?

btw ty for the cgzs and the offhand remarks that will inevitably be added
 
#648548 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:35:20
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#648550 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 16:07:51
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:35:20)


 
#648551 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 16:17:59
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Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:23:12)
dont they have condoms in canada


Anal Sex is the best birth control known to man.
 
#648578 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 17:25:02
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What's it's name going to be!?
 
#648580 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 17:29:10
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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S NAME IS!!

 
#648584 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:04:38
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:25:02)
What's it's name going to be!?


baby ofc would be good but the wife would dissaprove.
if it's a boy, i have some ideas. if it's a girl, spencer might suggest 'mistake' as the name.
i'm inclined to reserve my name ideas until i know if it's going to be m or f. i'm still happy about naming caden...caden.
 
#648589 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:28:56
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#648591 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:38:46
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I came into this toilet hoping to be able to poop it defintly doesent matter, and even though I'm not saying that I did say it didn't I?

And if ya wanna talk aboot condoms, I suggest pm'ing charlie.

And grats ofc
 
#648594 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:49:02
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:38:46)
I came into this toilet hoping to be able to poop it defintly doesent matter, and even though I'm not saying that I did say it didn't I?


I'd like to do some first order predicate calculus to translate that into formal propositional logic, but I don't think it would turn out in a tidy way.

ty for the cgz :) Trying not to get excited since miscarriage etc is always possible. Women's breasts grow about 1/4+ their normal size during pregnancy ... already noticing and welcoming this temporary change.
 
#648595 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:49:11
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name it foo kwan
 
#648596 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:50:24
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:49:11)
name it foo kwan


Just going to say that I found this: http://www.facebook.com/people/Kok-Foo-Kwan/685683648
WAT? There's a foo kwan irl?
 
#648597 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:51:15
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Congrewlations!!! :) :) :)
 
#648598 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:51:57
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:50:24)
Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:49:11)
name it foo kwan


Just going to say that I found this: http://www.facebook.com/people/Kok-Foo-Kwan/685683648
WAT? There's a foo kwan irl?


Not the Kok Foo Kwan you were looking for? Search more »

Oh Lawd.
 
#648599 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:52:06
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it was from scrubs LOL

carla: if its a girl i pick the name, if its a boy you pick the name. so if its a girl, i was thinking of angie. and if its a boy...

turk: SAY HELLO TO FOO KWAN! WUSSUP!
 
#648601 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:54:55
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:49:02)
Quote (smoked @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:38:46)
I came into this toilet hoping to be able to poop it defintly doesent matter, and even though I'm not saying that I did say it didn't I?


I'd like to do some first order predicate calculus to translate that into formal propositional logic, but I don't think it would turn out in a tidy way.

ty for the cgz :) Trying not to get excited since miscarriage etc is always possible. Women's breasts grow about 1/4+ their normal size during pregnancy ... already noticing and welcoming this temporary change.


Mmmm boobs
 
#648602 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:56:16
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:52:06)
it was from scrubs LOL

carla: if its a girl i pick the name, if its a boy you pick the name.  so if its a girl, i was thinking of angie. and if its a boy...

turk: SAY HELLO TO FOO KWAN! WUSSUP!


Going to test this name on the wife to check her sense of humor for signs of life. She's laughed at 1 out of 3 on the last few funny things I said, and one of those was a gimme since it came from "Superbad".
 
#648603 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:00:39
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check jsp pms
 
#648604 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:04:06
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Quote (hedonism @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 20:00:39)
check jsp pms


Replied to it there :)

"Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed."
 
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:54:55)
Quote (RewtheBrave @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 18:49:02)
Quote (smoked @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 19:38:46)
I came into this toilet hoping to be able to poop it defintly doesent matter, and even though I'm not saying that I did say it didn't I?


I'd like to do some first order predicate calculus to translate that into formal propositional logic, but I don't think it would turn out in a tidy way.

ty for the cgz :) Trying not to get excited since miscarriage etc is always possible. Women's breasts grow about 1/4+ their normal size during pregnancy ... already noticing and welcoming this temporary change.


Mmmm boobs


I've noticed my tits got bigger in the past 8 months. I hope I'm not pregnant.
Than again maybe those "vitamins" chins sold me were actually estrogen
 
#648636 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 20:37:52
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 16:17:59)
Quote (Sgull @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 15:23:12)
dont they have condoms in canada


swalloing is the best birth control known to man.


 
#648651 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 21:08:00
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swalloling
 
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If it is a girl your only job as a father is to keep her off the pole.
 
#648667 | Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 22:50:44
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sincere congrewtulations m8
 
#648700 | Tue - Dec 29 2009 - 02:04:16
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Dec 28 2009 - 17:29:10)
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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S NAME IS!!


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