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#649393 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 21:08:39
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Top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women!




#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.



#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.



#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.



#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.



#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.



#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.



#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.



#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"



#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
 
#649394 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 21:20:53
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#649400 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:04:14
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i prefer women, they give me sexual pleasure
 
#649402 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:10:28
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:04:14)
i prefer women, they give me sexual pleasure


perhaps you havent had the opportunity to fire the right kinda gun
 
#649405 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:17:34
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:10:28)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:04:14)
i prefer women, they give me sexual pleasure


perhaps you havent had the opportunity to fire the right kinda gun


ive fired quite a few
 
#649406 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:20:48
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 23:04:14)
i prefer women, they give me sexual pleasure


:)
 
#649407 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:25:22
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this is my rifle, this is my gun
this is for fighting, this is for fun
 
#649413 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:42:03
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this is my rifle
there are many like it, but this one is mine
my rifle is my best friend
it is my life
i must master it as i must master my life
 
#649416 | Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:45:21
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FULL METAL JACKET
 
#649444 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:18:33
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Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:45:21)
I HAVE TITS


 
#649445 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:21:04
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:18:33)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:45:21)
I HAVE TITS THAT NEED TO BE poopED


 
#649458 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 08:31:36
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:euh:
 
#649463 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:09:52
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:21:04)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:18:33)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:45:21)
I HAVE TITS THAT NEED TO BE poopED


 
#649464 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:10:15
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Quote (smoked @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 15:09:52)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:21:04)
Quote (StQ @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 02:18:33)
Quote (starlite @ Wed - Dec 30 2009 - 22:45:21)
I HAVE TITS THAT NEED TO BE poopED


 
#649465 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:16:14
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SHUT UPPP
 
#649466 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:17:06
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if i had tits and they would be nice looking, i would poop them :donno:
 
#649467 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:21:08
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:17:06)
if i had tits and they would be nice looking, i would poop them :donno:


you could always put socks on the wife and pretend its you
 
#649468 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:22:08
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Quote (smoked @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 15:21:08)
Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:17:06)
if i had tits and they would be nice looking, i would poop them :donno:


you could always put socks on the wife and pretend its you


:hmmph:
 
#649469 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:27:19
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:22:08)
Quote (smoked @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 15:21:08)
Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:17:06)
if i had tits and they would be nice looking, i would poop them :donno:


you could always put socks on the wife and pretend its you


:hmmph:


:dance:
 
#649473 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 10:13:45
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Quote (smoked @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 07:21:08)
Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 09:17:06)
if i had tits and they would be nice looking, i would poop them :donno:


you could always put socks on the wife and pretend its you


AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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