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#657239 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:14:38
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Quote (lobb @ Jan 14 2010 02:06pm)
how's it going donor forum?

i know i've neglected our relationship in the past months and we've grown further apart than ever, but i was just wondering if anyone else here is as crazy about rimming as i am

for those of you who aren't in the know, rimming is a slang term describing the stimulation of another human being's anus with your own tongue. while this might seem disgusting to some, those of a more enlightened disposition know that it's a fantastic way to become closer to your partner.

it all started with my first serious girlfriend. we fell madly in love with each other, and i wanted some way to express the depths of my emotions physically. i wanted to do something which really pushed the boundaries of our intimacy. my love for this girl was so total, so complete, that nothing about her could have even come close to disgusting me. one day, when i was going down on her, i decided to lick her anus. first she giggled, then she made some incredible little moans which to this day are the most erotic sound i have ever heard. after that, i was hooked, and so was she. we called those our "special kisses". we didn't do it too often, for fear of losing the magic, but every time we did we felt closer to each other than ever. she did it to me a few times, but i didn't like it much. it made me feel uncomfortable. that's how i found out i would always be more of a rimmer than a rimee.

even though that girl and i broke up a long long time ago (the break up wasn't rimming related, and sadly even our "special kisses" couldn't keep us together), to this day, whenever I really really like someone, i let them know by tonguing their anus.

have you ever considered rimming someone, donor forum? it's a magical experience and i recommend it if you really love the person




lol really?
 
#657240 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:15:32
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it was pooped on the waffles forums and i cracked up

i edited it slightly to make it less graphic for donor forum poopers but apparently it still offended some sensibilities
 
#657241 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:16:09
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waffles? rejected or w/e?
 
#657242 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:16:35
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damn! and i just wanted to poop in that toilet this

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#657243 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:16:45
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huh?

waffles.fm the music site

the forums there are a lively place
 
#657244 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:17:44
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oh you
 
#657245 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:17:58
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i also had no idea rimming was a serious matter and could get one 'on an express train out of the donor forum and off of jsp'
 
#657246 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:19:13
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i think that guy is overstepping
 
#657247 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:20:26
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i'm assuming he did not like his rimming experience
 
#657248 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:20:27
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Quote (lobb @ Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 15:16:45)
huh?

waffles.fm the music site

the forums there are a lively place


ohh
 
#657249 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:20:41
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nah, jsp will never be ready for this kind openness
forum is filled or better to say runned by puritans, scouts and mama boys
 
#657254 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:29:46
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+1
 
#657257 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:39:16
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btw in b4 njaguar loggs in here to check what is going on
 
#657258 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:48:33
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so, wondering why my ass hasnt been licked yet
 
#657259 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 18:00:27
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Quote (hedonism @ Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 17:48:33)
so, wondering why my ass hasnt been licked yet


doubting this is true.
 
#657265 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 18:22:08
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I always thought lobb df topics were 100% original. lobb you disappoint me.
 
#657269 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 18:23:40
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harsh
 
#657276 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 18:44:56
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tanner is it you pooping now on 4chan about rimming? or its just coincidence?
 
#657281 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 20:17:02
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 18:44:56)
tanner is it you pooping now on 4chan about rimming? or its just coincidence?


what is this chan you speak of
 
#657282 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 20:59:49
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Quote (hippie @ Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 15:22:08)
I always thought lobb df topics were 100% original. lobb you disappoint me.


sorry brah, couldn't let this one go by
 
#657283 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 21:00:15
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Quote (Vogan @ Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 15:44:56)
tanner is it you pooping now on 4chan about rimming? or its just coincidence?


coincidence
 
#657292 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 21:38:37
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Are you telling me you got kicked out of the DF and suspended for THAT?
 
#657311 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 23:13:10
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attempting to troll with non-original material is weak, especially because this is noticably lower quality than your usual trolling.
 
#657316 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 23:17:27
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fucking lol
 
#657318 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 23:19:42
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I just fucking rofled.

Tanner that is some absurd shit.

To bad that shit got closed.
 
#657330 | Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 23:32:53
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Thu - Jan 14 2010 - 20:13:10)
attempting to troll with non-original material is weak, especially because this is noticably lower quality than your usual trolling.


og;dc i lol'd hard when i read it originally and thusly edited it for my purposes
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