Well as always humans, mainly men are always priding themselves on the size of their fecal matter.

Sometimes it is stupid because it is so big. But I have a different perspective.

I was in class. I felt kind of weird but then I knew it was coming. An army of shit was gunning right down my colon. So I quickly leave the room and head to the bathroom. I kindly take my time and deposit of what I believe to be about 8-10 lbs of pure shit. I figured I might as well flush the toilet considering the size of the deed. I stand up and look at what I have released and stand in awe for a few moments and get ready to take a picture of this great time but the toilet is a automatic flush and the toilet begins to flush. But the amazing thing is, that the toilet becomes clogged and I have to go to the other toilet in the bathroom and wipe my ass. And once that is done. I go to wash my hands. As I grab my books and head out, I walk as everything is normal.

About 5 minutes later while I am in class, on the loudspeaker, for the janitor to report to the bathroom to attend a mess.

It was that point in time, that I had complete satisfaction. Knowing that my shit was so devious, another man had to clean it up.

So what are you crazy/awesome fecal matter stories?

If my toilet offends you, feel free to report it I guess. But I consider this a big part of Human/Man nature and one of the greatest topics ever to talk about.

Looks like my dumass failed to write deposit correctly.

‎​Poo-phoria, A Natural High.
The term "Poo-phoria" comes from the experience and ecstasy that you feel throughout your body during this special experience on the toilet. The exhilaration from this defecation, large in volume but varying in form, is often accompanied by goose bumps and even a little light-headedness as the discharge of the toxins is completed. These are the types of poos that make us all look forward to spending time on the toilet.

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