Desolate Carnage
 
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#660404 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:20:33
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so i was pooping just now, and all of the main log work was done

i was still feeling a little unfulfilled, like something was hanging on

i straighted up my toilet poopure, and then arched my back...




















...huge gas fart, instant relief

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#660407 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:24:58
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#660408 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:27:47
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:24:58)
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#660409 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:47:21
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#660410 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:50:49
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#660411 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:51:02
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Quote (StQ @ Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 01:50:49)
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if you farted shit, A+
 
#660419 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 03:45:11
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Did the water ripple? Did you slightly lift from the seat?
 
#660428 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 08:31:58
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did the smell of your own fart made you leave the room?
 
#660538 | Thu - Jan 21 2010 - 14:34:36
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not sure i've seen the word 'poopure' before but it will enter the language
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