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#660954 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 12:04:14
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My gf is away for a month and i keep thinking about cheating on her. There is literally no good that can come out of this, but i keep thinking, what if i kiss this girl, or what if she gives me head. Also, this girl is my 'what if' girl. She claims she didnt want to go out with me but everytime we see each other she flirts like mad. Also she is friends with my gf. My gf now is like the most perfect you could get, there is nothing better out there for me, but i keep thinking, mmm, maybe i could just...

Yeah, so i arranged to meet this girl tomorrow cos she is going to help me pick a birthday gift for my gf, and i invited back home to play video games and get drunk. So now im just worrying about how the night goes. We are good friends so if i just cancel on her it would seem weird, we like to hang and stuff...

What are good thoughts to replace these impure thoughts im having. Like i need things to distract myself if the conversation turns sexual in any way.
 
#660960 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 12:14:11
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if your gf is important to you you wont fuck that up

or just think of grandma naked
 
#660962 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 12:15:50
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 12:14:11)
if your gf is important to you you wont fuck that up

or just think of grandma naked


totally lost my chub
 
#660973 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 12:40:14
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my rule of thumb, if you want to fuck someone.

jack off

if u want to fuck them after u jack off, than fuck them
 
#661009 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:24:15
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Don't drink while she is there or before hand...

The mere fact that you are thinking about this and pooped it means it's a possibility of happening. Drinking is only going to make it that much easier to happen. If you care about your gf, think about how you would feel if she did the same thing behind your back.
 
#661011 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:38:08
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Just fly here and have sex with adam, works for everyone else here.
 
#661012 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:42:55
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Quote (Animage @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:38:08)
Just fly here and have sex with adam, works for everyone else here.


HAY DONT BE A DICK

wait...where you live? What kinda beer you got?
 
#661013 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:53:26
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:42:55)
Quote (Animage @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:38:08)
Just fly here and have sex with adam, works for everyone else here.


HAY DONT BE A DICK

wait...where you live? What kinda beer you got?


<3<3<3<3 nothing compared to what you have apparantly. just a few diff microbrews
 
#661017 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 14:03:16
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Quote (Animage @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:53:26)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:42:55)
Quote (Animage @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:38:08)
Just fly here and have sex with adam, works for everyone else here.


HAY DONT BE A DICK

wait...where you live? What kinda beer you got?


<3<3<3<3 nothing compared to what you have apparantly. just a few diff microbrews


I'm no whore but I spread em when presented fermented gifts
 
#661101 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 19:57:06
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 13:24:15)
Don't drink while she is there or before hand...

The mere fact that you are thinking about this and pooped it means it's a possibility of happening. Drinking is only going to make it that much easier to happen. If you care about your gf, think about how you would feel if she did the same thing behind your back.


Yeah, i know for a fact im not going to do anything, im not an animal i can restrain myself, but i've never gone out and got drunk without my current gf, and when i get drunk im easily lead astray. (Fat chick seduced me)
But drinking is so much fun
Not worth a relationship though... Im just being a drama queen, this isnt going to happen.
 
#661146 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 20:47:07
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My wife could be riding my dick RIGHT NOW, and I'd still be thinking about cheating on her. I think that's part of the nature of being a guy.
 
#661251 | Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 21:44:53
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If she tries to make a move tell her to talk to your gf about a threesome
 
#661514 | Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 01:32:17
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Quote (___ @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 21:44:53)
If she tries to make a move tell her to talk to your gf about a threesome


This plan has mad crazy merit.
 
#661524 | Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 01:48:39
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 23:32:17)
Quote (___ @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 21:44:53)
If she tries to make a move tell her to talk to your gf about a threesome


This plan has mad crazy merit.


 
#661560 | Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 01:59:12
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 01:48:39)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 23:32:17)
Quote (___ @ Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 21:44:53)
If she tries to make a move tell her to talk to your gf about a threesome


This plan has mad crazy merit.


 
#661937 | Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 04:07:49
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Duct-tape your underwear to your body.
 
#662183 | Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 12:25:20
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Quote (PinBaLL @ Sat - Jan 23 2010 - 04:07:49)
Duct-tape your underwear to your body.


/fail
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