How much are home drug tests at the grocery store? Anybody know?
I took two hits last week which should be gone by tomorrow cause I've been drinking gallons and gallons of water and running every day and the last time I've smoked regularly was over two months ago. I'm pretty sure I'll piss clean but I wanna be sure. I hear the army doesn't like THC in your piss.

Wouldn't be easier to just go down to the store and find out?

At any rate, the half-life of THC is usually 1-15 days, so 2-30 days out is the average time that it can be detected, unless you use it frequently. Because THC is fat soluble, it can build up in your system rather rapidly.

LOL you're fucked, doesn't matter how many hits you take. If kill only 1 person, its still murder.
It usually stays for about 1 month

This post has been edited by Mushroomz on Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 21:09:30

He might get lucky. 2 puffs might as well be getting it secondhand-wise, and that's usually a 10 day average for it to not be detected.

*Might* still being the key word though. What sort of retard does something like that before having to take a piss test for the military?

What? Your edit makes no sense.

I didn't know I was going to meps just yet, my recruiter just called me out of the blue with a "You ready?"

So he "FML'ed" you?

Pretty much, but it in fact does matter how much you intake. For instance, someone who doesn't smoke often each time it will stay in your system for 1-7 days. Someone who smokes regularly and has it built up it takes 25-35 days.

And on the 15th I smoked a joint with a friend, and last thursday I took two hits off a blunt with my sister. I hydrate like a flippin camel and I run 3 miles a day. So there should be no reason I shouldn't be clean.

I already pooped that, although your time-frames are off. A frequent user can have enough THC stored in their system to fail a drug test 90 days out.

AFAIK, you can't "sweat out" weed. I could be wrong though. I suppose if you've manged to burn up the fat cells that had the THC stored in them then it's possible, however THC can also be stored in your brain.

Good luck. And go buy a piss test just to be sure.

Thats what I plan on, but yes you can flush your system out with enough water and running. I read up on it and it says it depends on your metabolism. I figure if I continue to run my ass off and hydrate myself to near death I should be alright by next thursday.

This post has been edited by Daniel on Fri - Jan 22 2010 - 21:31:07

I smoked like 3 days before I went to meps. I drank some vinegar and pissed clean. I also admitted that I smoked just in case. Everything was a-ok

Vinegar works? I heard taking 4 aspirin an hour before the test works too

Donno, smoked like 4 times total in the past 8 years

How'd that go

No complaints, as long as I don't drink first. Last time I smoked it was out of a bong made out of an apple. It was relaxing

Apple pipes are great

Ya, it was just an apple. No accessories. Marvel of modern technology

Better than smoking out of cans, that shit will cause brain damage etc.

Yeah.. never smoke tin foil. Shits horrible for you.