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#666387 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:14:15
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its fucking blizzard outside, snowing like hell, driving a car to the job will be a bitch...

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#666388 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:16:23
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its wednesday and i have to go to school today

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#666393 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:30:10
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its like -30 c and slightly windy and i have to cycle to school
or well i could walk but thats for pussies
 
#666400 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:56:20
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My milk is frozen. FML
 
#666402 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:56:52
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Also I was sent home from work yesterday with Pink Eye, and I don't get paid time off... not coming back to work until tomorrow. FML
 
#666405 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:57:41
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its 9am and I already lifted over 6 tons of weight today.
 
#666411 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 09:03:41
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Quote (smoked @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:57:41)
its 9am and I already lifted over 6 tons of weight today.


How many beers is that?
 
#666412 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 09:04:56
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 09:03:41)
Quote (smoked @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:57:41)
its 9am and I already lifted over 6 tons of weight today.


How many beers is that?


i added a 45lb plate to the growler so whenever i take a slug its good for me?
 
#666420 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 09:20:00
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WTF IS

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#666457 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:22:38
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:03:41)
Quote (smoked @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 08:57:41)
its 9am and I already lifted over 6 tons of weight today.


How many beers is that?


lol
 
#666458 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:25:05
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its wednesday and i hate you
 
#666463 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01
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woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML
 
#666481 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:47:24
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It snows more in the USA than Canada.

SUP.
 
#666484 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 11:01:30
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Quote (PiTToIsEaU @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:47:24)
It snows more in the USA than Canada.

SUP.


DISO this claim to b true
 
#666496 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 11:23:36
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:25:05)
its wednesday and i hate you


 
#666565 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:11:41
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 11:23:36)
Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:25:05)
its wednesday and i hate you


 
#666580 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:15:00
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


 
#666593 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:17:18
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:15:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?
 
#666624 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:22:50
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woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice
 
#666687 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:38:39
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.
 
#666735 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:54:23
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:38:39)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.


u obviously are a virgin
 
#666736 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:54:45
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:15:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.


u obviously are a virgin

not that thats bad or anything, just saying
 
#666926 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 15:20:58
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:54:45)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.


u obviously are a virgin

not that thats bad or anything, just saying


LOL

Then his wife must have had an immaculate conception.

And he right, idiot. If you masturbate before sex, ( a few hours maybe ), you'll last longer. She will enjoy it more, and everyone will have fun.
 
#666996 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:14:45
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:15:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.


u obviously are a virgin

not that thats bad or anything, just saying


LOL

Then his wife must have had an immaculate conception.

And he right, idiot. If you masturbate before sex, ( a few hours maybe ), you'll last longer. She will enjoy it more, and everyone will have fun.


ya im an idiot cuz blowjobs before sex dont do the same thing
 
#666998 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:23:09
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 23:14:45)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:15:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.


u obviously are a virgin

not that thats bad or anything, just saying


LOL

Then his wife must have had an immaculate conception.

And he right, idiot. If you masturbate before sex, ( a few hours maybe ), you'll last longer. She will enjoy it more, and everyone will have fun.


ya im an idiot cuz blowjobs before sex dont do the same thing


sex act is not always about how good, how long or how many time male (you) can preform, some female does not wish to engage into round 2 intercourse and i'm talking not about frigid female
 
#666999 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:24:44
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Quote (Vogan @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:23:09)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 12:15:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 10:30:01)
woke up with a huge boner, only to find gf left for work early.
FML


That's what masturbation is for, or do you just leave yourself with a raging boner because GOD tells you not to spill your seed?


want to save it up so the next time i get a bj she needs to swallow twice


after 5 seconds of sucking? NN. Sex should be like a good meal. You savor that shit. It's not a race, bro.


u obviously are a virgin

not that thats bad or anything, just saying


LOL

Then his wife must have had an immaculate conception.

And he right, idiot. If you masturbate before sex, ( a few hours maybe ), you'll last longer. She will enjoy it more, and everyone will have fun.


ya im an idiot cuz blowjobs before sex dont do the same thing


sex act is not always about how good, how long or how many time male (you) can preform, some female does not wish to engage into round 2 intercourse and i'm talking not about frigid female


gf has no complaints. sorry for soundin like a dick with the virgin comment, just annoyed people criticizing me for not whackin it.
 
#667014 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:35:18
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Wow drama.

No need to get uber defensive about your frequency of masturbation.

Personally even when I was getting it all the time I'd masturbate. I never really noticed issues with my volume of semen, and last time I checked, even the gals that swallowed weren't ever looking for some sort of super huge load that made them vomit.

To each his or her own though, I suppose.
 
#667025 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:41:53
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super huge load here
 
#667063 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 18:06:26
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:35:18)
Wow drama.

No need to get uber defensive about your frequency of masturbation.

Personally even when I was getting it all the time I'd masturbate. I never really noticed issues with my volume of semen, and last time I checked, even the gals that swallowed weren't ever looking for some sort of super huge load that made them vomit.

To each his or her own though, I suppose.


super huge loads make u feel dominant. its like cumming on her face.
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