So i just went to take a shit at work and I'm pretty sure when i walked in the cleaning guy was going to work in the stall... and by that i mean whacking it.
I couldn't clearly see him going to work on himself, but all i could hear was his belt buckle clinging and clanging and his feet were facing the toilet. As soon as the door shut behind me he stopped, flushed and took off - without washing his hands. It possibly could have just been the longest wiggling drip dry ever, but I'm pretty sure he was yanking it.

At least he didn't get any on ya?

you should have started making over the top moaning sounds