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Evan Was Right, Apple has what you need
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#666934 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 15:37:40
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Introducing the iDildo! The successor to the iTablet and other useless crap that Apple says you need. With the iDildo you can actually FEEL Apple raping you! Hurry now because next month the iDildo with clit twiddler will be on the shelves and you'll be behind the times!
 
#666937 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 15:47:05
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gonna need a demo
 
#666971 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 16:45:07
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 15:47:05)
gonna need a demo


I'll be by in 5 minutes, lover.
 
#666972 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 16:47:11
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 15:47:05)
gonna need a demo


 
#666991 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 17:10:14
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 15:37:40)
Introducing the iDildo! The successor to the iTablet and other useless crap that Apple says you need. With the iDildo you can actually FEEL Apple raping you! Hurry now because next month the iDildo with clit twiddler will be on the shelves and you'll be behind the times!


if this was a real product, it would be the most popular and best built dildo ever made
 
#667074 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 18:10:13
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#667084 | Wed - Jan 27 2010 - 18:14:30
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