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#667783 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:14:31
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So it looks like its confirmed. Wisdom teeth are coming out sometime this summer.

I need some stories to make me feel better about this surgery. I only have one I have to get removed, and they said thats a lot better than 4, but thats still going in to my mouth and taking it out.


Am I gonna cry and be a bitch or get a boner?
 
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#667786 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:16:32
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And it's not major surgery you little shit, plus you'll be on anesthetic so you won't feel shit, plus they give you these swell pills to make you further not feel shit. So, basically the best response to this question is

gz, free drugs.

Sell em.
 
#667787 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:17:23
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#667788 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:17:49
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depends on the person/pain threshold. a girlfriend from my early university days said it was fine after she had hers done. she cried after trying a hot wing so that's the measure you're up against now.

gl with it, should be ok :)
 
#667789 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:18:39
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2 impacted, 2 exposed
i paid the extra few hundred bucks to be put to sleep
woke up, little blood, next to no pain
took one pill the next morning, still no pain
holes persisted for some time (one is still there)
 
#667790 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:18:51
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Quote (RewtheBrave @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:17:49)
depends on the person/pain threshold. a girlfriend from my early university days said it was fine after she had hers done. she cried after trying a hot wing so that's the measure you're up against now.

gl with it, should be ok :)


yeah, but she's a bitch

matts a burly fucking man.
 
#667791 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:19:08
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Have your balls even dropped yet?

It's a tooth...a single tooth

I had impacted wisdom teeth and they cut 8 out. Trust me, you will be back on your knees in no time.
 
#667792 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:19:36
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:18:39)
2 impacted, 2 exposed
i paid the extra few hundred bucks to be put to sleep
woke up, little blood, next to no pain
took one pill the next morning, still no pain
holes persisted for some time (one is still there)


i bet he got some drugs afterwards as well.

USE THE ANESTHETIC

or be a fuckin man and brol that shit out.

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Have your balls even dropped yet?

It's a tooth...a single tooth

I had impacted wisdom teeth and they cut 8 out. Trust me, you will be back on your knees in no time.


Adams winning against you in the man factor, better retort quickly.

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#667793 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:20:24
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he's probably crying right now just thinking about it

what a pussy.
 
#667794 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:21:01
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:20:24)
he's probably crying right now just thinking about it

what a User Image.


 
#667795 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:21:25
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MAN THE FUCK UP
 
#667796 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:22:01
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There are kids in liberia who wake up one day, shit on the beach, feel their ingrown wisdom teeth, bite down in pain, smoke heroin and then get shot and that's their fucking day

 
#667797 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:22:33
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tell that dentist not to fuck around or else you'll smack the shit outta him.
 
#667798 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:23:06
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bring a bat and write on it with sharpie "attitude adjuster"
 
#667799 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:23:31
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tell him that if he even makes you feel remotely uncomfortable, you'll be performing some surgery of your own.
 
#667800 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:23:33
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:22:01)
There are kids in liberia who wake up one day, shit on the beach, feel their ingrown wisdom teeth, bite down in pain, smoke heroin and then get shot and that's their fucking day


While they wear life vests...just incase
 
#667801 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:14
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ask the doc if he wants to buy any of the vicodin they give you afterwards, it's called exit money.
 
#667802 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:16
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adam you aint got shit on me

lets settle this like men and have an arm wrestling contest

ill rip your little beer brewer hands off
 
#667803 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:45
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make sure you bring like 3 of your friends with you so they can attest to whether you were a bitch about it.
 
#667804 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:25:16
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:16)
adam you aint got shit on me

lets settle this like men and have an arm wrestling contest

ill rip your little beer brewer hands off


its not wise to upset a big fisherman. they own lots of hooks.
 
#667805 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:25:22
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I see Seth has his share of coke today...
 
#667806 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:26:12
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:25:16)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:16)
adam you aint got shit on me

lets settle this like men and have an arm wrestling contest

ill rip your little beer brewer hands off


its not wise to upset a big fisherman. they own lots of hooks.


I have little hands?
 
#667807 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:26:49
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:25:16)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:16)
adam you aint got shit on me

lets settle this like men and have an arm wrestling contest

ill rip your little beer brewer hands off


its not wise to upset a big fisherman. they own lots of hooks.


I have little hands?


yeah you do
 
#667809 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:30:04
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:26:49)
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:24:16)
adam you aint got shit on me

lets settle this like men and have an arm wrestling contest

ill rip your little beer brewer hands off


its not wise to upset a big fisherman. they own lots of hooks.


I have little hands?


yeah you do


I gotta admit that caught me off guard...lol

YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF MY WIFE AND MAKE FUN OF MY TOASTED CHEESE BUT YOU BETTER NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY HANDS
 
#667810 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:38:27
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biggest fear of this shit is the anxiety of the dentist. there is no way i could have done this being awake, with that big fucking clamp in my mouth.

but im a huge pussy who felt no pain after, though i did get a piece of food stuck in one hole that was there for about 3 months. i would get odd tastes of my own little slice of death for that entire time (i think it was a sausage n egg biscuit from McDs)

one day it came out and the taste/smell was more than i can describe. truly one of a kind. how do i know the smell you ask? i took the blackened thing out of my mouth and smelled it OFC.
 
#667812 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:41:09
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:38:27)
biggest fear of this shit is the anxiety of the dentist.  there is no way i could have done this being awake, with that big fucking clamp in my mouth.

but im a huge pussy who felt no pain after, though i did get a piece of food stuck in one hole that was there for about 3 months.  i would get odd tastes of my own little slice of death for that entire time (i think it was a sausage n egg biscuit from McDs)

one day it came out and the taste/smell was more than i can describe.  truly one of a kind.  how do i know the smell you ask?  i took the blackened thing out of my mouth and smelled it OFC.


Hearing this over vent and then reading it here...even though I knew what you were going to say, I still lol'd
 
#667814 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:43:20
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stop being such a faggot, i got all 4 taking out with only novocaine.

12 fucking shots total, 3 in each corner of my mouth.
 
#667818 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:46:54
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Quote (BBQ @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:43:20)
stop being such a faggot, i got all 4 taking out with only novocaine.

12 fucking shots total, 3 in each corner of my mouth.


And 2 in his ass so he wouldn't feel the dr plunging him
 
#667823 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:53:57
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Be glad you didnt get them out 30 years ago.. my dad told me about his, the doctor gave him a little shot of Novocaine, climbed up onto the chair, put his knee on his chest and ripped them the fuck out of his skull.
 
#667927 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 17:42:43
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demand oxy
 
#667932 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 18:00:48
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the only one bad thing about wisdom teeth surgery is that you have to pay for it quit a bit, nothing else
 
#667988 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 19:04:26
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 14:14:31)
So it looks like its confirmed. Wisdom teeth are coming out sometime this summer.

I need some stories to make me feel better about this surgery. I only have one I have to get removed, and they said thats a lot better than 4, but thats still going in to my mouth and taking it out.


Am I gonna cry and be a bitch or get a boner?


I died before. Getting your wisdom TOOTH, (not teeth, jackass) removed is fucking cake.
 
#668224 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 20:59:41
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I had all 4 removed. The surgery is easy. I wasn't knocked out by I was drugged to where I barely remember it.

As long as your Dentist or whatever prescribes you narcotics.

The only bad part is waking up the day after with no pain medication and sleeping on your mouth wrong thoughout the night.

Oh yeah and I couldn't eat any hard foods for a week which was the worst part of all of it.

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#668228 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 21:19:35
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Got only 2 removed, 2 others will come out soon.

Pain wasn't that bad, nor was surgery. The pills they gave me turned me into a real fucking emo, was depressive as fuck.
 
#668238 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 21:46:07
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i got all 4 out at once. i was drugged for the surgery, got no drugs after. i went home, watched lotr and fell asleep for the day. ate soup and pudding.

second day stunk, i was a little poofy, but the third day i pretty much was fine. after that third day i was back to 100%.

really its not that bad you will be more that fine esp cuz u only have 1 to get out
 
#668271 | Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:00:59
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More on topic: Mine were all still in the gums, they had to remove all 4 at once before they even broke the gumline due to the fact my mouth was WAY too small for them (I had to have 4 teeth removed before they could even give me braces in 7th grade to get rid of my massive overbite....no way were they going to have that all fucked up by some wisdom teeth).

Two days later was state competition for Senior Choir (Double AA class, and I had a solo). Things went off without a hitch. We were given a Excellent rating.

It's really no big deal.
 
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:00:59)
More on topic: Mine were all still in the gums, they had to remove all 4 at once before they even broke the gumline due to the fact my mouth was WAY too small for them (I had to have 4 teeth removed before they could even give me braces in 7th grade to get rid of my massive overbite....no way were they going to have that all fucked up by some wisdom teeth).

Two days later was state competition for Senior Choir (Double AA class, and I had a solo). Things went off without a hitch. We were given a Excellent rating.

It's really no big deal.


how many teeth do you have ?
 
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Quote (randomtask @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:05:53)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:00:59)
More on topic: Mine were all still in the gums, they had to remove all 4 at once before they even broke the gumline due to the fact my mouth was WAY too small for them (I had to have 4 teeth removed before they could even give me braces in 7th grade to get rid of my massive overbite....no way were they going to have that all fucked up by some wisdom teeth).

Two days later was state competition for Senior Choir (Double AA class, and I had a solo). Things went off without a hitch. We were given a Excellent rating.

It's really no big deal.


how many teeth do you have ?


8 less than the normal person would. (24 for me, though most people wind up with 28 due to having their wisdom teeth taken out)
 
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:10:59)
Quote (randomtask @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:05:53)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:00:59)
More on topic: Mine were all still in the gums, they had to remove all 4 at once before they even broke the gumline due to the fact my mouth was WAY too small for them (I had to have 4 teeth removed before they could even give me braces in 7th grade to get rid of my massive overbite....no way were they going to have that all fucked up by some wisdom teeth).

Two days later was state competition for Senior Choir (Double AA class, and I had a solo). Things went off without a hitch. We were given a Excellent rating.

It's really no big deal.


how many teeth do you have ?


8 less than the normal person would. (24 for me, though most people wind up with 28 due to having their wisdom teeth taken out)


so only 1 molar
 
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Quote (randomtask @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:12:59)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:10:59)
Quote (randomtask @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:05:53)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:00:59)
More on topic: Mine were all still in the gums, they had to remove all 4 at once before they even broke the gumline due to the fact my mouth was WAY too small for them (I had to have 4 teeth removed before they could even give me braces in 7th grade to get rid of my massive overbite....no way were they going to have that all fucked up by some wisdom teeth).

Two days later was state competition for Senior Choir (Double AA class, and I had a solo). Things went off without a hitch. We were given a Excellent rating.

It's really no big deal.


how many teeth do you have ?


8 less than the normal person would. (24 for me, though most people wind up with 28 due to having their wisdom teeth taken out)


so only 1 molar


Nah, they took my Canines when they made room for my braces. It wouldn't make sense to extract molars, as then they'd have that many more teeth to try and push back to get rid of my overbite.

Needless to say, if I were a vampire I'd be rightly pissed off.

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I need to have the same thing done, but pretty sure it's all four.
 
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Thu - Jan 28 2010 - 22:31:09)
I need to have the same thing done, but pretty sure it's all four.


DO IT NOW.
 
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insert joke about performing dentistry on an ogre
 
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