S'ok.

So I get home and my son is all whiny, wanting me to cook him eggs. I'm like "Dude you have other things to eat, and I just got off work, eat something else and let me chill for a bit". So he gets all emo and Tabitha (or Tab, my wife, for those of you playing at home) makes him some. Well I go up there and feed a bit of the eggs to our pet rats, and then try some as well (the eggs, not the rats).

They're fucking delicious...so I'm like "Yo wife, why don't you ever make me any eggs".

She's all like "You didn't come out of my coot".

And I'm like..."Well I may not have come out of there, but I sure as hell came IN there."

I think that's a perfectly valid counter argument for why she should have cooked me some delicious eggs.

Your thoughts?

obama

Her line about my coot does not make sense.

Third lines a champ.

poop pics of wife

So she agreed and made you eggs on the spot, right?

i need to see pics of the wife to make any valid comments on her intellect

http://www.facebook.com/#/album.php?profile=1&id=507403040

In case it's private, as it very well may be, here are three of her. She'd probably kick my ass if she knew I pooped these.





She likes taking B/W photos more than color

should have used a condom... eggs wouldn't have been an issue

she appears to have large brains
i congratulate you

She needs to learn her place and cook you some fucking bacon as well.

She has some nice boobage.

Also adding this to the stockpile.

Very large brains indeed, good sir.



I can't have bacon right now :sadface:



Lul. Uh...thanks?

Eric Pfeifer, when you got married, she had her last name hyphenated? HOLY FUCKING SLAM.

Turkey bacon is almost as good.

Yeah. She hymenated on me.

'Tis ok, kid has my last name, and that was always more important to me. She felt it was like pissing on her fam or something if she just completely abandoned it.

Besides, have you seen her tits? Why would I want to anger those things. They could kill me!




1. Go get your last word in on the NFL toilet.
2. Dunno m8, had it before, always found it too chewy for my liking. Never could get it to fry up just right.

Network: Ohio State

We cannot be m8's.

Oh, I did.

You knew that already. QQ less Pl0x.

He's just mad cause Iowa>PSU

I know, just could not think of anything else to add to this toilet.

I saw. Realistically we were both just parroting our earlier poops at this point. No worries. Better to just agree to disagree than turn it into something else.

FFS Why aren't we working out yet.

That's a low blow.



Fair enough.

I mean me and the wife, ofc, not me and you. That would just be weird.

I'm an alabama fan. I take my shots ofc.
And LOL, you'd have to come to alabama for that anywho.

This post has been edited by Daniel on Tue - Feb 2 2010 - 19:41:17

Should be a good game in week 2 next year.

At least I'm hoping for a good game.

Bama's gonna bring it. bout lolpsu

You do know that the season is opened with PSU not 2nd week

Oh wow, thought you guys were playing each other in Week 2. Fail on my part.

for clarification
turkey bacon is only acceptable because it is a meat
on no other level is turkey bacon acceptable

if your wife doesnt cook for you you fail at manhood

May be PSU's first week but bama opens with sanjose state

I'm the better cook anyways tbh. She does more than her share by cleaning around the house, and bringing in over 2x what I make.

aka keeper.

huge eyes, super n1

as for the question about eggs - who cares, your wife is hot

just friend requested your wife

gonna facebook message her a picture of my dick.

lol's would ensue

same

Amen to that.



Thanks



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Uh...

not joking btw.

I suppose I'll know when she logs on next. I'm in the doghouse enough, nn something like that.

Also, sounds like she's doing dishes upstairs. God bless her.

Haven't had to do that in YEARS, thank God. Getting too old for that.

he'll do it

...

guess she hasn't logged on yet.

would you like to see it first?