I am entering 4 beers in a regional homebrew competition this weekend. These 4 beers need to be named and I need to have a homebrew "brewery name." I am thinking something along the lines of: DC's Poop Brewery but poop in a brewery name might be unsightly and I don't want people to think DC means the regional location. Anyway, the 4 styles of beer that need to be named are:

1. Hefeweizen (light colored wheat beer, smells of cloves and fruit, tastes the same...I previously got 3rd out of 67 with this beer)
2. Oaked bourbon porter (black in color, smells/tastes of bourbon and oak)
3. Scotch ale (brown in color, smell/tastes somewhat like smoked barley and scotch in the background/aftertaste)
4. Double IPA (light orange/yellow in color, reaks of hops and has a balance of bitterness and sweetness. I used a pound of hops for this 5 gallon batch)

Beaver Deceiver still needs to be used for something, but I dont know if it can be used with one of these.

Lol #2 got wood

all i could think of is desolation for the brewery

ipa should be desolate carnage ipa

montgomery scottish ale (with a little red shirt for a label with the star trek emblem)

baken's own oaked bourbon porter

Desolation Porter

that may be the desolation i was looking for
i like it

Smoked Kilts

I like it, I like it a lot

Labels must be plain with only names and BJCP style identified

yeah but i like montgomery scott from star trek

IPA? Eww..

DIPA

Is that much better?

If you don't appreciate the wonderful magic that humulus lupulus imparts in beer than we shouldn't be talking about this

u should name it humulus lupulus ipa

He actually inspired me to name it with a Floyd reference...
The lupulin is on the grass

Lol, awesome.

Stakemhouse Original Brewing
2. Drunken Lumberjack
4. Overload

THIS toilet SUCKED BEFORE IT WAS poopED



This post has been edited by Raffles on Sat - Feb 6 2010 - 13:18:18

God you're a fucking moron.

This poop has been edited by Raffles on Sat - Feb 6 2010 - 20:18:18

1. Hefeweizen (light colored wheat beer, smells of cloves and fruit, tastes the same...I previously got 3rd out of 67 with this beer)
2. Oaked bourbon porter (black in color, smells/tastes of bourbon and oak)
3. Scotch ale (brown in color, smell/tastes somewhat like smoked barley and scotch in the background/aftertaste)
4. Double IPA (light orange/yellow in color, reaks of hops and has a balance of bitterness and sweetness. I used a pound of hops for this 5 gallon batch)

1. Jackal's Beard
2. Engine Oil
3. Devil's Elbow
4. Ruby Tuesday

donno but lmk, i figured that the names should relate to the descriptions/types with a little bit of humorless humor.

Engine Oil, you mean ?

Desolate Brewery

1. Cloverfield // Older is Weizer // Twos Wheat

2. Driftwood // Hard Starboard // Portside // Oakland

3. Lass Call // Desolation Ale

4. Hopped Up // Afterhours