So I'm playing this game at my school were we run through the building searching for red balloons of various sizes with the numbers 1-12 written on them. We try to find one of each number (there are multiple of each). When we find all 12 we have to wrap them in little boxes and then we win. I was kicking ass in this game, I was way ahead of everyone. At one point I was running back through the hall and somebody had turned the lights off so it was pitch dark except for a faint light coming from a nearby classroom. I could barely see anything but I kept running. I felt myself bumping into things, but I knew that there was nothing there to hit. This seemed absurd to me so I plugged my nose and closed my mouth and I was still able to breathe! I got all excited that I was lucid, but apparently I got too excited. I was suddenly conscious of my body lying in bed, vibrating and painful. The pain of sleep paralysis was too great to ignore, I wasn't able to focus on staying in the dream and keeping it stable. I woke up, disappointed but still pleased that I am now able to become lucid with some regularity, about once a week.

If you don't care, i shit my pan­ts.

read the first line then scrolled for a tl;dr

fence of text

paragraphs, they are your friend

This is when you should be like me and overly spaced your sentences.

it isn't even that long

p.s. contra isn't that great

i know, i actually like their first album better

but i love the album cover

read the first 4 words

dude can someone beat the shit out of this kid already? break his fingers at least, i'm tired of his retarded typing.

Yeah, im gonna need a tl;dr in this toilet asap, so if you could go ahead poop that, that would be great. Yeah.

even i fucking lol'd here

TL;DR

i almost had a lucid dream but didn't because sleep paralysis is fucking PAINFUL when you become too conscious

gz on having cool disease

actually its more of a symptom than disease

wait!
wasn't you having a heart operation last year? or i confusing you with some one else?
because if you never had sleep paralysis, then it may be have something to do with it

I hate you?

yes that was me

and everyone has sleep paralysis every time they sleep

i intentionally initiated a lucid dream during REM sleep

this activated the logic center of my brain

because of this I got excited (overly happy that I was lucid)

this caused my brain to produce some adrenaline or something similar

the adrenaline started to "wake up" my body

normally in a lucid dream you would NOT feel your actual body, but I was too conscious

sleep paralysis is when your body is like...vibrating...hard to explain because you are normally asleep when it happens obviously so you dont notice it. some people feel it for a few seconds before they actually fall asleep normally

the pain from the sleep paralysis was too great to ignore so i woke up fully and obviously it went away

never happened to me and you the first person who describe it to me from first hand

ive had panic in my dream because i was trying to move but couldnt (ofc because i was asleep)

lucid dreams own

it was the first time it ever happened to me as well it is not common for a person to actually notice the feeling

gz, you're special, but seeing as you are no longer dreaming that dream, I believe this is nlv.

i fucking hate you

I need a tl;dr version

NVM

You need to kill yourself in these dreams

no matter what jp makes a toilet about, everyone rages

faggot

I blame you.

what the fuck is a lucid dream

don't be a faggot, if you don't familiar with meaning of this word, google it, like i did

why?

because its much greater chance to get right and coherent answer on wiki than here

but you don't get fps for a google search

Oh look it's tek

i thought tek was smart

he's more of a hands on, crash planes into buildings kind of smart

i would close it, if i had powers

i see