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#686721 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 09:55:23
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so my step mom calls me asking me if i would come home for my dads 60th this year. i say yes, ofc. then she says "wait, how old are you gonna be then..." and as she thinking i say 32, soon.

she says "ohh my god.."


fml :(
 
#686722 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 09:55:45
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last night my grandma said she prays for me every night that ill find someone

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#686723 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 09:56:59
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old :joe: is old
 
#686725 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 09:59:33
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my dad was joking around and sent me a link to a craig list ad, BBW woman looking for a man with a car and an appetite

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#686726 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:00:44
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Fear not fella, I be sending you some love shortly
 
#686727 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:04:56
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I think I'll need a bigger box.




If someone is unconscious they use less oxygen...right?
 
#686728 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:08:38
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:04:56)
I think I'll need a bigger box.




If someone is unconscious they use less oxygen...right?


They use less if dead.
 
#686729 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:08:56
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:04:56)
I think I'll need a bigger box.




If someone is unconscious they use less oxygen...right?


They use less if dead.


Im sure :joe: has a microwave he could use to warm up certain spots
 
#686730 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:19:35
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I like where your heads at











get it?
 
#686731 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:27:06
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#686732 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:28:26
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 07:27:06)
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ohh, didnt even see you there
 
#686733 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:30:37
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The was entirely too much effort in typing for just one poop
 
#686734 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:32:01
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 07:30:37)
The was entirely too much effort in wiping for just one poop


 
#686735 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:51:01
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"Head brewer wanted.
Deschutes Brewery in Bend, OR at 185,000 +/- bbls/year and growing. Our Head Brewer oversees the daily operation of our JV and Huppmann brew houses. "
 
#686736 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:52:26
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come to winsconnyson when gary comes, we will be going out proal meeting meni people
 
#686737 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 11:00:56
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:52:26)
come to winsconnyson when gary comes, we will be going out proal meeting meni people


:donno: aboot :joe:

but I might be south of you in munster, Indiana the weekend of April 24th
 
#686906 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 14:08:58
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ha ha it looks like :joe: is two years younger than me ... oh wait
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#686908 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 14:10:11
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:00:56)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 10:52:26)
come to winsconnyson when gary comes, we will be going out proal meeting meni people


:donno: aboot :joe:

but I might be south of you in munster, Indiana the weekend of April 24th


Long drive on a school weekend
 
#687001 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 18:06:28
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so wait, you're going to fuck your grandmother or grandfather or both?
 
#687022 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:08
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:joe: poke
 
#687023 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:27
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+1 topics are so User Image
 
#687024 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:52
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thats the picture i meant by :joe: poke
 
#687027 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:31:13
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If it makes you feel any better my wife finally gave it up last week. 3 times even.
 
#687089 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 22:54:31
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Quote (lobb @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:27)
+1 topics are so User Image


gonna need you to clean up that white background
 
#687090 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:03:31
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:54:31)
Quote (lobb @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:27)
+1 topics are so User Image


gonna need you to clean up that white background


no
 
#687091 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:06:57
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Quote (lobb @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:03:31)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:54:31)
Quote (lobb @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:27)
+1 topics are so User Image


gonna need you to clean up that white background


no


o ok
 
#687092 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:11:55
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 20:06:57)
Quote (lobb @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:03:31)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:54:31)
Quote (lobb @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 19:02:27)
+1 topics are so User Image


gonna need you to clean up that white background


no


o ok


glad u understand
 
#687094 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:24:31
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i understand that you can shut up
 
#687095 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:25:09
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:24:31)
i understand that you can shut up


for the rest of your life
 
#687098 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:30:50
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Quote (smoked @ Thu - Mar 4 2010 - 00:25:09)
Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:24:31)
i understand that you can shut up


for the rest of your life


 
#687099 | Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 23:35:01
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Quote (___ @ Wed - Mar 3 2010 - 20:24:31)
i understand that you can shut up


im rubber ur glue
 
#687105 | Thu - Mar 4 2010 - 00:31:12
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Dutch oven, anyone?
 
#687209 | Thu - Mar 4 2010 - 19:52:27
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Thu - Mar 4 2010 - 00:31:12)
Dutch oven, anyone?


please!
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