I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the nonstop rain which has been falling for the past 24 hours. The fact that it is forecasted to continue until wednesday only has me a bit concerned. I am sure the three inches of water that is already in my basement will keep me company while we anticipate what else you have to bring.

Furthermore, it was a nice touch to add the 50 mph wind gusts over night that not only ripped the shingles off of my roof but ripped them off with such a force that they broke my neighbors brand fucking new siding that he just finished before the start of winter. I just CANT FUCKING WAIT to deal with the hassle of not only my own home owner's insurance, but dealing with his as well will certainly be a splendid time.

With all my love and expectation that shit is gonna get worse for the next 3 days, -Adam

cute

i wish it would rain here, i'm tired to look at same fucking snow that lies here from christmas
but other than that here was sunny last two weeks and 30 to 40 F; no wind

snow is better than the mud-water-snow slosh faggotry

same

Sue your neighbor for breaking your shingles

i chuckled

but really, sounds bad. its been kinda sunny and cool here today. but its starting to darken at only 12:30, so we may get a few light showers...

can i get an update

dick comment: we have had 3 beautifully sunny days in a row

even more dick: why would you buy a house that gets water in the basement

its not even funny any more, i shit my pan­ts: seriously, what kind of moron doesnt inspect his house he is intending to purchase during a raining day?

30 degrees at 8 am here...now it's 70...what the fuck

I hope you are better at chemistry than formulating sentences into a complete thought.
1. It's been beautiful here for the past 2 days, my hops have sprouted.
2. In 3 years we never got a drop of moisture in the cellar but the compounded environmental changes of 2 feet of melting snow coupled with nonstop rain for 2 days completely altered the water index around here and EVERYONE in the area had some water in their basements if they had one.
3. The fuck are you even talking about

Wait let me see if I finally figured Evan out...

You think you can base judgment about how structurally sound a century old house is based off of a freak once a decade storm? You are a tool, your patents buy you everything and you have either lost grips with reality or have been caught with your grubby paws in rafflols/bills stash of drugs.

ya dude, my parents are so awesome

donno, when looking at apartments we went on a weekend that was raining non-stop 3 days just after snow had melted. any sign of leaking anywhere we left and went to a new place. plenty of places had no water. if trolling you about your house (mind you i wont have one for 10 years so the fact that you have a house at all is awesome) pisses you off, then you shout qti cuz it is not the place for you

and btw i just caught that, and if i had patents, they would pay for everything cuz those can bring in good money. hoping to get at least a patent or 2 by the time im done with phd

next time before you rage at me and u wanna not be m8s make sure to check your spelling cuz wtf rage

im sorry stakem i dont wanna fite i forgive you for lashing out

i still love you even though you are most likely sitting at a computer typing and can easily do a quick spell check and everything i pooped was from a touch screen phone where my fingers easily cover up to 5 different characters at a time

its currently a balmy 81 degrees here

brb bike ride

All I hear are excuses, you can't use mac/apple badness as an excuse against mac fanboy #1 evan brah

all i wanted was an update on the house etc situation

I thought it was a rather pointed OP ED. Sorry about the weather.

dear mother nature,

woodpeckers are fucking annoying

<3 charlie

its all in good fun, m8, i have never been to your house so i cant assess if it is a trailor or a mansion

shit is bananas
got quotes for repairs, now i need to run them by the home owner's insurance when they arrive on wednesday

If they dont like them, offer them a homebrew laced with laxative.

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