Hey ,

First off, I would love to say that you are an amazingly average person. I have no idea how someone of your extensive knowledge of leeching off of your parents would have the audacity to let someone else's parent know that they are a failure for having an average child of your caliber.

I would also like to thank you for your everlasting friendship. Bringing some guy over to my house, straddling his lap and making out with him on my couch, was very classy. Lying about it and taking my last bit of green was also a nice gesture on your part. Especially when you asked me, when I wanted to lose my virginity, as I was straddling your croch so many years ago. I guess I was just a jealous asshole for harboring some feelings for you and feeling that way.

On top of that, I would love to thank you for your concern about how I was doing during your 4 am drunken phone calls during your abusive relationships (I was doing alright). When you led me on to think that you wanted to come home and treat me as more than a friend, only to drunkenly pass out on the phone each time we talked, I guess I should have realized I was dealing with a jerk.

My failure to do realize these things, is MY fault. I apologize to YOU. You are the center of the universe, and your black hole soul will continue to devour everything around it. As evident of your 5,000 pictures on the internet, you really don't get enough attention. More should be contributed to you.

However, let's get into the meat and potatoes of why I am writing this diatribe. You have apparently felt the need to tell my mother that I am a failure. Coming from a 23ish year old attention craving super child, she was insulted by this. I have no idea why, but I assume that she doesn't realize that you are in fact, a loser like myself. Being that you can not keep a boyfriend, a job, and probably won't ever have a child (legitimately) or degree (I'm the same person as you, substitute girlfriend for boyfriend), I am not sure how you are qualified to give any advice about another persons child. So when she came home to tell me about this, I was not impressed by your actions.


Cheers,

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 01:50:42