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Itt: I Share The Joy Of Laffy Taffy
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#692655 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:08:23
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Why was the broom late for breakfast?
 
#692657 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:09:42
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wait for it....





































because it overswept

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#692658 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:10:27
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what goes up, but never goes down?
 
#692659 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:10:51
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your age


not funny
 
#692661 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:11:38
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where do two bunnies go after they get married?
 
#692662 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:11:53
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on their bunnymoon ofc
 
#692663 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:12:16
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why did the orange use suntan oil?
 
#692664 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:12:30
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because it started to peel
 
#692665 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:12:52
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun?
 
#692666 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:13:17
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 16:12:52)
what do you call a sleepwalking nun?


A ROAMIN' CATHOLIC!


not gonna lie, that one is good
 
#692667 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:14:00
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what are the strongest days of the week?
 
#692668 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:14:31
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 16:14:00)
what are the strongest days of the week?


Saturday and Sunday
wanna know why? Because the rest are WEAKdays!
 
#692669 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:15:39
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what is a parisite?
 
#692670 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:15:54
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 16:15:39)
what is a parisite?


something you see in PARIS
oh haha
 
#692671 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:17:02
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how did the farmer move his cow?
 
#692672 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:17:17
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 16:17:02)
how did the farmer move his cow?







in a MOOOOOOOOOOving van
 
#692673 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:17:48
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what bee does well in school?
 
#692674 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:18:01
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what bee does well in school?


a SPELLING bee
 
#692676 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:18:44
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what is the best way to keep water from running?
 
#692677 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:20:22
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 16:18:44)
what is the best way to keep water from running?


don't pay the water bill.....

well, Dawn B. from Kansas City, i see they accept "jokes" from the poor kids too. tell you parents to stop buying laffy taffy and start paying the bills
 
#692678 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:21:44
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what are the 2 things you can never eat before breakfast?
 
#692679 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:22:45
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what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
 
#692681 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:23:10
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 16:21:44)
what are the 2 things you can never eat before breakfast?


Lunch and Dinner


who knew steven wright wrote jokes for laffy taffy
 
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what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


my ass
 
#692682 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:23:23
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what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


my ass


heh heh

heh

heh

ENOUGH
 
#692684 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:24:47
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:21:44)
what are the 2 things you can never eat before breakfast?


I DONT KNOW
 
#692683 | Thu - Mar 18 2010 - 15:24:47
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looks like we found a tangy taffy fan here
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