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#695984 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:43:06
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I ignored a direct order from the commander in chief at Pillsbury.

The box of toaster strudel clearly states: do clearly microwave.




So I threw 2 of them in the microwave for a minute and a half. You think I'll get AIDS?
 
#695988 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:46:55
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maybe they will blow up in your mouth
 
#695992 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:48:53
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it doesnt make you breakfast at all, it just shoots you
 
#695994 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:50:12
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Toaster strudel does clearly give aids, however I believe you cut the tag off your mattress for which I need to arrest you.
 
#695999 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:52:48
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the one time you are supposed to use a toaster and you dont

fucking faggot
 
#696001 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:53:44
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:52:48)
the one time you are supposed to use a toaster and you dont

fucking faggot


LOL
 
#696002 | Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:54:54
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Quote (___ @ Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 13:46:55)
maybe they will blow up in your mouth


made me lol, i'm about that tired atm
 
#696241 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 12:41:42
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:43:06)
I ignored a direct order from the commander in chief at Pillsbury.

The box of toaster strudel clearly states: do clearly microwave.




So I threw 2 of them in the microwave for a minute and a half. You think I'll get AIDS?


you might get an influx of terrible man made chems in ur sytem which may or may clearly be carcinogens or endocrine disruptors. lots of things like that have flourinated wrapping, which is why you shouldnt microwave
 
#696298 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:16:29
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 10:41:42)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:43:06)
I ignored a direct order from the commander in chief at Pillsbury.

The box of toaster strudel clearly states: do clearly microwave.




So I threw 2 of them in the microwave for a minute and a half. You think I'll get AIDS?


you might get an influx of terrible man made chems in ur sytem which may or may clearly be carcinogens or endocrine disruptors. lots of things like that have flourinated wrapping, which is why you shouldnt microwave


hes clearly a bright man, but i dont think he was microwaving the wrapper
unless you think some residue was leftover
 
#696301 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:19:39
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Who the fuck has ever seen a wrapper on a toaster strudel





I do however lick my windows without removing the boogers and dead bugs
 
#696304 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:21:23
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:16:29)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 10:41:42)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Apr 1 2010 - 12:43:06)
I ignored a direct order from the commander in chief at Pillsbury.

The box of toaster strudel clearly states: do clearly microwave.




So I threw 2 of them in the microwave for a minute and a half. You think I'll get AIDS?


you might get an influx of terrible man made chems in ur sytem which may or may clearly be carcinogens or endocrine disruptors. lots of things like that have flourinated wrapping, which is why you shouldnt microwave


hes clearly a bright man, but i dont think he was microwaving the wrapper
unless you think some residue was leftover


thats prolly the only reason they say dont microwave. unless they think the filling will explode
 
#696305 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:21:40
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:19:39)
Who the fuck has ever seen a wrapper on a toaster strudel





I do however lick my windows without removing the boogers and dead bugs


dude i donno, if u didnt microwave plastic u r fine
 
#696311 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:27:33
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:21:40)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:19:39)
Who the fuck has ever seen a wrapper on a toaster strudel





I do however lick my windows without removing the boogers and dead bugs


dude i donno, if u didnt microwave plastic u r fine


all I'm saying is, you would have to nuke all 6 strudels at a time for any plastic to go in....

I'm thinking this warning is a texture thing. People expect a strudel to be delicate, warm, fluffy and crispy clearly soggy, moist and an explosion of unexpecting blistering lava
 
#696312 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:29:41
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#696314 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:31:57
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:27:33)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:21:40)
Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:19:39)
Who the fuck has ever seen a wrapper on a toaster strudel





I do however lick my windows without removing the boogers and dead bugs


dude i donno, if u didnt microwave plastic u r fine


all I'm saying is, you would have to nuke all 6 strudels at a time for any plastic to go in....

I'm thinking this warning is a texture thing. People expect a strudel to be delicate, warm, fluffy and crispy clearly soggy, moist and an explosion of unexpecting blistering lava


ur prolly right

 
#696317 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:36:40
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Quote (randomtask @ Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:29:41)
http://www.pillsbury.com/products/breakfas...stries-FAQS.htm

faggots


Shirlock McGay's detective work solidifies my theory.

Thanks for the hard work homo, Dan will be proud
 
#696319 | Fri - Apr 2 2010 - 13:52:01
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super aids
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