i dont like you, faggot

i want to keep being smart without putting any effort into learning

thats probably, im probably faulting them for something other people would kill for, thats to have it that fresh, well, if i didnt live so god damn close and i couldnt go get a pint right out of ferment, my opinion might be different

i also want to start figuring out when these breweries will have something on tap, but im also realizing there is no grand database

i think thats more like um, me being active on beer advocate, is like the biggest tool, cause ill like, forget whats going on even at troegs, which is the closest brewery that i go to

Boy, I sure hope he signs up here so you can tear him a new one

well, you can even subscribe, like they have all these different forums, you can subscribe to these different forums to be notified

if youre only watching for things that are in your area, its gonna be hard for things to slip by you

how is the database, is the database that updates its informed on, good, like

well, dude, its just a user forum, like when someone finds out something they want to tell people about, they make a poop

like, what youre subscribed to will be the only forums displayed on the front page

like, if i only want to see that was pooped in the guild and the fitness, i would subscribe to those forums, and when i log in to desolate carnage dot net, i would only see those forums

people just get excited and say, ooh, this events only three days away

so you can go over to the beer calender and you can see all the events going on, whether its a brewfest, or a tasting

you can filter to your state, or all across the county, or put in a specific date, and check whats going on all around on that day

but at the same time, its moderated, if someone makes a real stupid thing, like, quote on quote, the event has to be worthy, like i cant log on there and say theres a beer event because gary pie chizzle and dan fellin are coming to my garage in tower city pennsylvania, that will get deleted and ill look like a douche

its like the more littler ones, i dont know about littler ones but, i get the feeling that most of the oregon breweries outside of dechutes, are, more on, i dont know if i want to say the down low, but clearly as widely recognize as being as world renowned, but they dont get the attention

see, thats something, like you almost need the joe alert on someone releasing a new ipa

on the last page, its about five, six poops down, do you see that link that i pooped

alright, well its clearly that bad, really, its just an oregon dot com site, but i , i linked it to the middle of the page, anyway

i would like you to just look at that, because thats all the official oregon breweries, brew pubs, every place on that list has their own beer

the rest of the world would say, well, if youre from the mid west, like in chicago

its two l's at the beginning, and you say each one seperately

cause i have hops named after that area in my fridge

i think were the nations biggest hops exporter

so uhh, yeah we, like if you go down driving down the country, you will just see these huge, and half the time theyre clearly that huge, there just two, three acre mom and pop farms, hop farms are just huge around here

just completely screams, this is oregon

yeah, yeah dude, it is, but if you were to look at any of those, none of them seem like anything, because you look them up on beeradvocate, and they may have a, or two review, and you look at their websites, and i looked at their website today at work

oh my god the oregon trail brewing

do they have a picture of the original video game

that site that i just linked to you screams, this is oregon, because they do all of that, the town of oakland, that its from might have, god, how big is oakland, maybe 800 people

there goal is clearly to be anything outside of self sustaining, were gonna brew our beer, were gonna have some people stop in, were clearly gnna try and do anything but we brew beer in the basement and its our retirement hobby, like its cool, thats fun

and its like im sure they wanna be big and make lots of money, but i bet you if you went to that place and talked to those guys who made it, they would be more than happy to do nothing but that for the rest of their lives

so uhh, whats going on this weekend?>

i also heard that there was nothing oging on last weekend too

taking my brother dumpster diving, i didnt want to rub my nuts all over these three beers

so adam my goal here in the summer is to at least research a lot of these places, and try to make random trips, bring home a growler or something

the first thing i think of is lancaster appalachian brewing company

so, in salem, we have big horn brewery, which is a chain, there probably 12 of them across the country, they have a seasonal brew

c c c c combo breaker

like they had an irish, scottish stout, they right now are doing a red ale for the summer, those are the two chains we have in salem, other than that, there is a very small brewery that just started, they have one beer that you can only get in three supermarkets locally, and its alright, hillbilly, one of their beers is like hillbilly blond, but point being, thats what it is
they have bars, its all about live music, its about the scene at those places, there very, clearly hippy, but trying to be hip, like west coast

when i look it up on beer advocate to see registered places, oregon vs pa, oregan dominates us by a million, thats 300, pa almost has three times that, i think thats cause we have a bar every hundred feet

the other thing with oregon is we have um four million people

and almost all of it is within the willammete valley, you have portland, salem, and eugene, and oregon has the rest of the population, oregen has 3.8 mil, you guys have 12 mil, you have three times the people, so three times the beer

clearly like your little girly mountains that you guys have, like , if its snowing and you get trapped, you die

i usually dont pay attention to you doo doo doo

i had to listen to some bitch talking for three hours about domestic violence and child abuse and all i could think about was terrible jokes, and i let a few of them slip in class too

alright, im making ab eer advocate account so i can be eww

yeah that one actually looks pretty good, i was thinking of making a trip there, yeah i saw that, i figured id go there, cause albanys probably 20 minutes away, um, out of this list, eugene is like an hour, all the rest of them are 20, 25 minutes once you get out of town, its more of just the sighting of ok im gonna go there saturday, drink a beer here, grab a sandwich then grab a growler, i just wanna look at their site and see if they have something unique, like i dont want to go tehre and find out they have it next weekend, but some of these places are small, tahts clearly what there good at, and what the fuck i just realized, they have 7 somthing in the wllamete valley, thats dumb

clearly gonna snipe this

theres no links on that page, or did you search it, ohh, click to join pa today