It has recently came to my attention that i like to poop, i realised this once i had been pooping upon a daily basis and finding things to do whilst taking a "poop".
Anyways, i added it up and i realised i spend an average of 30minutes per pooping session this is approximatley 27.25 calories per poop session.
So, it came to my curiosity and i asked my self this question.How much of my life will be spent making poop?[/SIZE][SIZE=2]So i decided to figure it out,
On averagea british man livesaround the ageof 65.
So i will spend in a total life time (65 years, 23,725 days or 284,700 hours), Of that time i will
poop 494 daysin my life time which is
2%of my
lifeon this planet...
On an average year i will spend
7.6 days pooping,
182.5 hours a year.
I'm suprised at how much i poop, and i felt that some of you will find this amusing and some of you will think im an piece of...
:lol:
In my life span i will spend,
- 646506.25 calories pooping,
- 142350lbs of poop 64,568.8739kg of poop,
- 494 days producing poop,
- All in all, this is a lot of poop.
I now understand that this poop is the future, and this poop could power our world with the use of thermogenic power!
