in june, and ive heard that its clearly if you will get mugged, its when.

so because im gonna park my car on campus, my most likely mugging will happen when im getting into my car.

therefore i will keep a BEAR pepper spray can in my car door. this shit is sposed to fuck up bears. so any mup-de-doos that try to steal my wallet or honda will get a face full of pepper spray thats potent enough to bring down a 1000 plus pound grizzly. while they are writhing in pain i will prolly kick them as hard as i can before driving off and running over one of their limbs in the process.

tl;dr - fuck you muggers

also read another good strategy is to carry a 2nd wallet if u are in bad parts of town, filled with old credit cards and a wad of 1 dollar bills to throw at them while you run away screaming ur head off. i would much rather spray them all with bear repellent, though. then kick them in the nuts while they are writhing in pain.

As long as you don't act Naive you shouldn't worry too much.
Walking alone, alleys etc = dumb
JHU usually has good security, but enjoy the city fwiw, don't worry too much

If I end up going to MICA I'll cya round JHU (joint classes)

sweet. yeah i was looking up mace to just keep in my car and i saw they make bear mace and laffed at the thought of bringing someone down with it

i have better strategy for you m8
make yourself and mostly your car looking unappealing to muggers
expl: when you visit suspicious areas don't wear flashy clothes or clothes that could be mistaken for expensive ones
acquire yourself old and rusty, but reliable car; i would suggest volvo 740 or 940
if you will do all that, clearly only muggers will avoid you, but also everyone one the camp will think you are criminal or pedo

obvious disadvantaged of this method: everyone will think you very poor, therefore american girls being way to materialistic will avoid you
and cops will show to your persona more interest then usual

Get a sharp and pointy mace and mount it on your pillar like a ricer has a pint-sized fire extinguisher.

you have a couple of things working for you:
1. youre a guy
2. youre big

now all you need to do is the following when walking alone: make sure they know that you are there (even if they arent even muggers) make eye contact at some point so there is a mutual understanding of presence.

and ofc dont be listening to music, your biggest advantage is staying aware

so the main point of this toilet was the joy of thinking i might blast some fucker with mace meant to be used for a bear.

usually those mace cans are larger and less potent than say OC spray which is a bitch...

whats oc spray. if its better i want that

OC just stands for the capsaisin. obv all kinds of mace have this chemical

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Thu - Apr 15 2010 - 09:55:28

i doubt that crime is rampant on campus
unless ofc you are xfering to a juco of stupid proportions

pussy

im a huge faggot, but sometimes you can't argue with a man who hold a knife or a gun

thats why you hold your own gun

hire ___ for protection

i wish i'd get 10 cents every time an american person says the word gun

i grew up in brooklyn

only bitches use pepper spray

are you a bitch?

lol @ mace

mugger would just lol @ you and then beat the shit out of you

mount a camera on your dash and do it.

dude if you think that would happen i dare you to get shot with pepper spray to the face and video tape it. then you tell me if you could beat the shit outta someone

if i get to watch a black person run around screaming in their attempt to mug me, its worth being a "bitch"

use your hands, mace is for pussies. if someone has a weapon like a gun, you shouldn't be silly enough to resist in the first place. but if they're just running up on you? clock a motherfucker. two step process.

shit, two weeks ago my boy gabe had these dudes follow him from his home to the corner of the block and try to rob him. two retarded 18 year olds and a 26 year old all with bullshit priors for petty theft. he just threw them in the street, simple.

shit i guarantee that you're at least a foot taller than me, and i don't use fuckin' spray.

motha fuckers dont even know my name

king kong

this made me LOL

also you should just get a gun

what are they gonna steal, your parents shit?

just try clearly to get any mace in your vagina.

bright lights, dumb city

i would spray you in a second

pansy + wussy =

also wanted to chime in to say lol orioles. clearly at the birds. at the team.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

you cant hurt me cuz ill always know "insert racist stereotype here"

that black people mug rich white folk?

lol

some parts of baltimore are actually quite nice, i've lived in md my whole life

Evan is just a little bitch, can't wait til he gets mugged.

I hope someone attempts to mug me in PA so I can shoot them.

why use guns when you can just dodge

if you are that nervous just walk around carrying a baseball bat and act like you are on some team...

That doesn't work when you're a pale skinny nerd in grad school.

watch the wire

evans fat

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