have done something wrong to my digestive tract. I'm having the worst heartburn that I have ever had, and I have now gone from shitting, to spewing out liquid fecal matter, to puking up lots of liquid and greasy pizza.

>.<

yea the soft shit is usually a sign to stop drinking so much

or just pop some oxycontin that will harden up your poo brah

Round 2 of puking up all of the water that I drank after the initial expulsion. This time it was violent enough to come out of my nose too, so everything smells like puke, awesome.

proelbay dying

Round 3 of puking up all of the water that I drank after puking for the second time. Some came out of my nose again. Had nothing in my stomach besides a little bit of water and my body kept convulsing, that shit is painful, proelbay going to tear my spleen or something.

Throat tickles and is making me cough. Worrying that I am going to shit myself every time I fart.

Just want to go to sleep. Fuck.

Round 4 of puking was pure bile, I didn't drink any water after the 3rd time to see if that would keep me from puking, unsuccessful.

Decided to go ahead and diarrhea some more poops while I was there.

Going to mix in some cherry limeade shit into my water so I puke up everything all red next time, so it's like blood. I got the idea from Jennifer's Body which I just watched over the course of the last 3 or 4 hours between bathroom trips. Terrible movie, but Megan Fox is amazing.

I feel like im dying, but its clearly drinking related.

Can we be friends? We can wallow in our self dug graves together!

I slept 2 hours, throat burns nose is running/bleeding due to the meds im takin to deal with the plague and now painful to breath and coughing up a storm.

Share the medication.

Tylenol, mucinex d, delsym cough syrup

Round 5 of puking was an amazing success. The red shit that I put in my water made it look fucking amazing, as I couldn't quite get to the toilet in time and most of the first expulsion was on the toilet itself. I was very close to pooping my pan­ties during one of the more painful convulses.

I just want to sleep and stop puking.

I could really use some fucking baby wipes too from all of the pissing out watery fecal matter from my ass.

Figured another edit was in order, going to attempt to time my next puke, I'm going with less than 5 minutes from this poop edit.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Apr 22 2010 - 05:47:06

This poop has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Apr 22 2010 - 05:47:06

Round 6 was around 7:05 roughly. Looks like I was off by a long time.

Proelbay time to go to the store soon and get some Pedialyte and some other [etc] shit to replenish lost electrolytes and such.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Thu - Apr 22 2010 - 06:07:36

i hope i never get that stupid drunk

only took me two times to know my limit

Welcome back Moximoose

i smiled this whole toilet

Haven't puked since around 7 AM, went to the store and purchased some heartburn medicine, some Gatorade G2 and some baby wipes. Possibly the best $10 I will ever spend.

ulcer: engaged

He's still young, he will learn soon enough.

Fucking bloated as shit, just took another messy shit, baby wipes are the best thing to have happened to toilets since the outhouse.

I don't know what's going on with the other end of the volcano hose of red death. I haven't puked in 4 hours but I've felt like I should for the last 2.

I want to go to sleep.

ITT - QQ

Round 7 was a fuckton of liquid. Was clearly nearly as painful and the bloating has gone down with that.

I'm guessing the antacid tablet, Gatorade, and some green tea I drank didn't get to absorb too much back in the system.

Dan (10:26:22 AM): what the fk did you do last night
Nick (10:26:36 AM): Woke up Wednesday morning @ 8-9
Nick (10:26:44 AM): Drank like 5 or 6 beers until 3 PM
Nick (10:27:08 AM): Ate some greasy pizza, went to bed, woke up at 8 PM, watched TV/movies until 2 AM, started getting sick after

lets play wow

itt: john tries to enable nick when nick is clearly trying to step away from his addiction

/who slahsher
0 players total
/who smocked
0 players total

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what happened to you going on a diet mox

I'm lifting still, taking a break this week due to alcohol. Haven't dieted yet, don't plan too anytime soon.

I'll worry more about a diet when I move and can control the food in the place.

web md says you might have appendicitis

anybody see a health flaw, here

If I do have appendicitis, that's clearly good, because it's already been removed.



Friend was in town, we've been going out, I've been lazy.

[QUOTE=blackjack21,Thu - Apr 22 2010 - 10:17:57][QUOTE=MoS.,Thu - Apr 22 2010 - 10:01:46][QUOTE=blackjack21,Thu - Apr 22 2010 - 09:40:13]what happened to you going on a diet mox[/QUOTE]

I'm lifting still, taking a break this week due to alcohol. Haven't dieted yet, don't plan too anytime soon.

I'll worry more about a diet when I move and can control the food in the place.[/QUOTE]

anybody see a health flaw, here[/QUOTE]

Friend was in town, we've been going out, I've been lazy.[/QUOTE]

u just made it sound like u took a week off to be drunk off ur ass the whole time

Just got a couple of hours of sleep in, hopefully this is over.

breaking news: 4 days of drinking may cause severe hangover