What are you doing partying with all of those fat bitches?

Godamn, there were an extraordinary amount of ugly rocks at that sorority party.

You're making me a proud Papa but damn, you need to come to Florida and get some broads.

lol

those girls are mad cool, but unfortunately they have a lot of fat girls in there sorority.

those bitches are the shit though, s they made pot brownies today actually i need to stop by later and chill.

fun fact, i dont remember any of those pictures being taken, completely black out

lol nick im pretty sure none of them would sleep with you

Oh, I'm sure they are fun to party with, I just don't want my protege to get taken advantage of in his blacked out condition but some girl who might end up sitting on his face and suffocating him to death.

By all means, drink their beers and eat their pot brownies, but keep your eye on the prize.

phat chicks make the best phfriends